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Welcome to the Lockn' Forum - The home of the original Lockn' Music Festival family!
Please note: This forum is in no way officially associated with Lockn' Festival or its promoters.
Funniest Things Overheard at Lockn' Festival
Merry Prankster
Look, a squirrel!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something
Post by mccjeff on Sept 14, 2016 10:36:21 GMT -5
Hammock fucking is an acquired skill and should not be undertaken by amateur fuckers regardless their perceived skill level. Serious injury, even death*, can result.
* Especially if it is someones else's paramour you are banging in the hammock. As it turns out you are in a particularly precarious position at the time.
What happens if I take both?
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Sept 14, 2016 12:15:51 GMT -5
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
Old Head
This is so much FUN!!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Neil Young
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by thelizard on Sept 14, 2016 21:06:52 GMT -5
the nose of that rig went right into the dirt, and the right rear wheels were in the air. This rig is on it's FRAME peepuls...wheels spinning. 6 peeps climb out of the side door n one of em says "No problem, we can all PUSH!'
yeah right! Good LUCK! A
funniest thing I heard was on Saturday night up front.about 5 songs into Derek and Susan 3 young ones behind me were talking.the guy says "I know which one is Phil but I'm not sure who the friends are" of course I gave them a crash course on tedeschi trucks.
Old Head
This is so much FUN!!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Neil Young
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by thelizard on Sept 14, 2016 21:11:38 GMT -5
Luckily Andy is an ER doc and has dealt with many folks like this (he ER in Hampton serves the Coliseum "mother ship" for GD and Phish, as well as the crazy city). He talked him down, and talked him out the door. Took a while, inch by inch, but he has the patience.
I'm sure it happens a lot with all the RV's looking alike, rentals one doesn't know, and impaired folks going around.
What's scary about Lockn, though, is there is absolutely no way to call for any kind of help for any kind of emergency or danger.
That reminds me of the story Rich and Mike like to tell about how they met. Rich brought his RV to Lockn' in 2013. They went wandering around, and came back to find some guys up in their RV! So Rich was like "Hey, WTF are you guys doing in our RV? Get the F out!", and Mike just sits there grinning and says "No, no, man. You don't understand. We brought a TON of beer," patting the stack of beer cases next to him.
They've been going to festivals together ever since...
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Carlos Santana
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by buddy74 on Sept 14, 2016 22:24:03 GMT -5
Old Head
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: The Fabulous Stains
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by war fart on Sept 15, 2016 6:26:21 GMT -5
5/24-27 Dark Star Jubilee Legend Valley Thornville OH
6/13-16 Beardfest Hammonton, NJ
7/7 Outlaw Music Fest Hershey PA
7/18-21 4848 Festival Snowshoe WV
8/2-3 Billy Strings Bryce Jordan Center Penn State
8/29-9/2 - Karnival of the Arts (East) Kempton PA
9/19-22 Infamous Weekend Pops Farm VA
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Sept 15, 2016 17:47:02 GMT -5
Which would squish when you walk, I would think.
But seriously I first heard of them from a W.Va. colleague 25 years ago, but have not had the pleasure. I know I'd like them. With all the emphasis on local/regional/earthy in cooking today, I'm surprised they don't show up the way kale does, here in the flatlands.
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Carlos Santana
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by buddy74 on Sept 15, 2016 18:27:57 GMT -5
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Carlos Santana
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by buddy74 on Sept 15, 2016 18:39:03 GMT -5
Which would squish when you walk, I would think.
But seriously I first heard of them from a W.Va. colleague 25 years ago, but have not had the pleasure. I know I'd like them. With all the emphasis on local/regional/earthy in cooking today, I'm surprised they don't show up the way kale does, here in the flatlands.
Long Distance Runner
Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Pretty Lights
Number of LOCKNs attended: 4
Post by theevilbaconmaster on Sept 21, 2016 7:34:53 GMT -5
During Friday's Phish set break....
"Are you good?"
"Yeah, I'm good"
"Alright.... I'm gonna go give these toy to some kids before this shit kicks in......"
About 0430, while cooking bacon after Lettuce....
two random dudes walkin by, "How you doing?"
"I'm sizzlin..... U?" (Far funnier to my crew than to you....)
btw, bacon is fucking amazing.
Go 'head baby.
Long Distance Runner
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: My Morning Jacket
Number of LOCKNs attended: 4
Post by banjer on Sept 26, 2016 11:55:28 GMT -5