Post by war fart on Aug 28, 2018 8:59:47 GMT -5
Rj forgot to lock my Prius when he went to park it. I was in a hurry to get to the M&G. Everything that man does for me, I can't not forgive him; I could have easily done the same myself. Anyway, we come out that night to get in the car and he looks at the driver seat and says, "Was that stain always there?" I'm like, "What stain?" And there on the driver seat, and dried drips down the side, was...dookie. Dookie that appeared to be rubbed in too. I suppose maybe the wook sat there for a bit while he shit his pants (all of 10' from the ADA portas) but since I've had garbage thrown at that car and Monster Trucks™ "roll coal" at it, at least part of me suspects it was a deliberate act of vandalism. No real way to tell, though.
I never really believed that story about the wook who shit in the cooler. But I do now.
I never really believed that story about the wook who shit in the cooler. But I do now.
