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Welcome to the Lockn' Forum - The home of the original Lockn' Music Festival family!
Please note: This forum is in no way officially associated with Lockn' Festival or its promoters.
WTF
Old Head
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by war fart on Jul 24, 2020 23:06:29 GMT -5
5/24-27 Dark Star Jubilee Legend Valley Thornville OH
6/13-16 Beardfest Hammonton, NJ
7/7 Outlaw Music Fest Hershey PA
7/18-21 4848 Festival Snowshoe WV
8/2-3 Billy Strings Bryce Jordan Center Penn State
8/29-9/2 - Karnival of the Arts (East) Kempton PA
9/19-22 Infamous Weekend Pops Farm VA
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on Jul 24, 2020 23:15:07 GMT -5
I believe that among the younger set getting a video to go viral is a major score. And you have to admit, it's pretty funny.
Also a viral video can make the poster a lot of money, 6 figures at least for the monster ones.
At least the guy wasn't bleeding while they shot video...
Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: DakhaBrakha 4eva
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by uʞɔo˥ewbn on Aug 4, 2020 5:42:53 GMT -5
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Aug 21, 2020 10:04:47 GMT -5
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
The Answer Man
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Sept 19, 2020 14:17:37 GMT -5
We're all here because we're not all there
Old Head
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by war fart on Sept 19, 2020 14:43:40 GMT -5
5/24-27 Dark Star Jubilee Legend Valley Thornville OH
6/13-16 Beardfest Hammonton, NJ
7/7 Outlaw Music Fest Hershey PA
7/18-21 4848 Festival Snowshoe WV
8/2-3 Billy Strings Bryce Jordan Center Penn State
8/29-9/2 - Karnival of the Arts (East) Kempton PA
9/19-22 Infamous Weekend Pops Farm VA
Deleted Member
Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2020 7:55:44 GMT -5
Old Head
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson
Number of LOCKNs attended: All of them
Post by hondo on Sept 23, 2020 5:48:59 GMT -5
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Sept 24, 2020 10:00:27 GMT -5
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Sept 24, 2020 11:18:03 GMT -5
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Sept 26, 2020 14:51:38 GMT -5
Others?
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Old Head
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson
Number of LOCKNs attended: All of them
Post by hondo on Sept 26, 2020 14:58:00 GMT -5
Others?
American Beauty
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: The Kennedys, w/electric sitar heavy Stranglings reunion (daytime set)
Number of LOCKNs attended: 2
Post by northside on Sept 27, 2020 14:40:50 GMT -5
Others?
The Answer Man
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Sept 27, 2020 18:32:50 GMT -5
We're all here because we're not all there
The Answer Man
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Oct 4, 2020 18:50:36 GMT -5
We're all here because we're not all there
The Head Chef
Proud member of The unofficial unaccountable FAQ for Lockn
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: 49 Winchester
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by lobster on Oct 5, 2020 17:02:28 GMT -5
Pulled into the shop this evening, backed up to the dumpster to clean the van off. We had been discussing an snl sketch coming up the road and one of the guys had it queued up and ready to play on his phone. We were gonna watch it before going about our cleaning.
As the video starts up one of the guys says "what is that on the hill?". I look over and at the top of the hill behind the shop is a lady laying down totally still. Our first thoughts were something awful happened, there is a road just above where she was so I thought maybe she was ejected in an accident or something.
I yell "hey, are you okay?" She was probably 75ft away. She barely raises her head and gives me a thumbs up, wtf.
Just then I hear a loud noise on the opposite side of the shop. Moments later a guy runs across our parking lot and proceeds to run across the road, through an empty lot and into the woods. Cops were not far behind.
I turned back to see what ms tweeker was doing and she had stood up and was running up the hill. The opposite direction of the cops. In a minute or two there had to be around 20 cops trying to locate them and running dogs.
Tldr: don't do meth
The Answer Man
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Oct 7, 2020 22:32:52 GMT -5
We're all here because we're not all there
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dave Mason!!
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by Andie Bee on Oct 8, 2020 10:47:42 GMT -5
Cowboy Neal
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Oct 8, 2020 13:55:40 GMT -5
Yogi Berra Explains Jazz
Interviewer: Can you explain jazz?
Yogi: I can't, but I will. 90% of all jazz is half improvisation. The other half is the part people play while others are playing something they never played with anyone who played that part. So if you play the wrong part, its right. If you play the right part, it might be right if you play it wrong enough. But if you play it too right, it's wrong.
Interviewer: I don't understand.
Yogi: Anyone who understands jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
Interviewer: Do you understand it?
Yogi: No. That's why I can explain it. If I understood it, I wouldn't know anything about it.
Interviewer: Are there any great jazz players alive today?
Yogi: No. All the great jazz players alive today are dead. Except for the ones that are still alive. But so many of them are dead, that the ones that are still alive are dying to be like the ones that are dead. Some would kill for it.
Interviewer: What is syncopation?
Yogi: That's when the note that you should hear now happens either before or after you hear it. In jazz, you don't hear notes when they happen because that would be some other type of music. Other types of music can be jazz, but only if they're the same as something different from those other kinds.
Interviewer: Now I really don't understand.
Yogi: I haven't taught you enough for you to not understand jazz that well.
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on Oct 8, 2020 15:06:52 GMT -5
Yogi Berra Explains Jazz
Interviewer: Can you explain jazz?
Yogi: I can't, but I will. 90% of all jazz is half improvisation. The other half is the part people play while others are playing something they never played with anyone who played that part. So if you play the wrong part, its right. If you play the right part, it might be right if you play it wrong enough. But if you play it too right, it's wrong.
Interviewer: I don't understand.
Yogi: Anyone who understands jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
Interviewer: Do you understand it?
Yogi: No. That's why I can explain it. If I understood it, I wouldn't know anything about it.
Interviewer: Are there any great jazz players alive today?
Yogi: No. All the great jazz players alive today are dead. Except for the ones that are still alive. But so many of them are dead, that the ones that are still alive are dying to be like the ones that are dead. Some would kill for it.
Interviewer: What is syncopation?
Yogi: That's when the note that you should hear now happens either before or after you hear it. In jazz, you don't hear notes when they happen because that would be some other type of music. Other types of music can be jazz, but only if they're the same as something different from those other kinds.
Interviewer: Now I really don't understand.
Yogi: I haven't taught you enough for you to not understand jazz that well.
My favorite is: If you make a mistake once - it's a mistake. Make it twice and it's jazz...
Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
The Answer Man
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Oct 16, 2020 16:52:56 GMT -5
We're all here because we're not all there
Cowboy Neal
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Oct 16, 2020 17:24:42 GMT -5
If Mickey Hart sees this he'll be all over it.
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: DakhaBrakha 4eva
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by uʞɔo˥ewbn on Oct 20, 2020 5:53:36 GMT -5
Old Head
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson
Number of LOCKNs attended: All of them
Post by hondo on Oct 20, 2020 6:15:47 GMT -5
The Head Chef
Proud member of The unofficial unaccountable FAQ for Lockn
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: 49 Winchester
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by lobster on Oct 20, 2020 11:09:08 GMT -5
This may be the most wtf post in this thread. I will be thinking of you in these trying times.