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We go to Lockn to avoid temporarily the rules of civilization: Ha! Showing my age! Heck I know what I wear under - but I don't what you wear... You might have a garmet. I know my lady likes a light weight skirts, with no garmets... Oh, I got on the bus 46 years ago - 10 years old... I'll never be in a retirement home, just at the retirement festival. I know my lady likes a light weight skirts, with no garmets... I'll never be in a retirement home, just at the retirement festival. do you throw them (the Depends) on the stage at Bob? I bet Mick and Keith have seen a few.... I know my lady likes a light weight skirts, with no garmets... Please note: This forum is in no way officially associated with Lockn' Festival or its promoters.
Sneake
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Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Aug 11, 2015 17:01:46 GMT -5
so you're saying it worked better than that ghetto ass setup you guys had at DSO? lolI just got one of those spiffy umbrella chairs and tried it out at A Bear's Picnic this past weekend. It was a godsend. I would have preferred a little more flexibility in ability to adjust angle of the shade, but it was awesome to have at least some shade without having to hold an umbrella. And I think I'll add some bandannas to the sides to increase my shade coverage. I really liked that when the sun went down it was easy to put the shade canopy down, and the whole thing folds up really easily into the size of a regular bag chair.
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mccjeff
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something
Post by mccjeff on Aug 12, 2015 15:31:50 GMT -5
You need to check out the Wal Marts. We slept in the lot of the Madison Heights Wal Mart the first year. Last year they let us buy stuff then kicked us out of the lot. So we went to the Forest Plaza one and they were cool. I just looked and both now say no overnight in the lot. Same goes for the other one in town.
Hey! I live in Shelby, just down the road from y'all. Last year we drove up Thursday morning, we left about 5 am and got there a little before noon. It's not too bad of a drive even if you wanted to leave a little earlier. We camped in forest camping and to be honest the earlier you get there the better off you'll be. It wouldn't be too bad to drive straight up after work and crash at the local wal mart or in line possibly...Hello everyone!
Boyfriend and I have been trying to figure our plans
Does any one know when the camping/car camping grounds open to start setting up, live in charlotte, NC and im trying to figure out when to leave from here to get there in time to set up relax before bands go on. Not sure if I should take wednesday-monday off from work or just Thursday-Monday
It is at the discretion of the manager.
Walmart sites
Last Edit: Aug 12, 2015 15:38:01 GMT -5 by mccjeff
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What happens if I take both?
mccjeff
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Aug 12, 2015 15:44:39 GMT -5
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Post by mccjeff on Aug 12, 2015 15:44:39 GMT -5
Staying at Wintergreen is an awesome idea BUT... I wouldn't try playing the "We are too old to camp" card unless you are SERIOUSLY OLD. And no, 50 + is not old yet. Good number of us on here have a hard time remembering when we were only 50. Like I said, staying at Wintergreen is a great idea. Just come up with a better reason, like we really enjoy a real bed and a shower.Jul 31, 2015 14:26:01 GMT -5 dave_guitarnowski said:
This will be my wife's and my first festival/ first Lockn', so we're really looking forward to it. As she does not camp (and to be honest, for 4 days, probably neither would I because we're getting kind of old for that sort or thing! ) we're staying at Wintergreen.
And welcome to the boards. Glad to see you registered.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What happens if I take both?
smosey wales
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
What can I expect at my first fest?
Aug 12, 2015 16:37:41 GMT -5
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Post by smosey wales on Aug 12, 2015 16:37:41 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
mccjeff
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Look, a squirrel!
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something
What can I expect at my first fest?
Aug 12, 2015 16:42:29 GMT -5
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Post by mccjeff on Aug 12, 2015 16:42:29 GMT -5
He must be a very kind VIP. Look how happy his bearer is.
Last Edit: Aug 12, 2015 16:43:10 GMT -5 by mccjeff
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What happens if I take both?
jrtmom
Old Head
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECK
What can I expect at my first fest?
Aug 12, 2015 21:08:24 GMT -5
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Post by jrtmom on Aug 12, 2015 21:08:24 GMT -5
He ain't heavy--he's my brudder..
smosey wales
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Posts: 14,278
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
What can I expect at my first fest?
Aug 12, 2015 21:11:17 GMT -5
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Post by smosey wales on Aug 12, 2015 21:11:17 GMT -5
Hint to bearers-=-get under the skinny ones early
(a variation on advice in college)
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
What can I expect at my first fest?
Aug 13, 2015 9:06:09 GMT -5
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Post by guitarnowski on Aug 13, 2015 9:06:09 GMT -5
Ok fine...i guess I mean I just don't have the mojo to camp 4 days with minimal amenities (oddly enough, I am able to get past that on Wisconsin river canoe trips).Staying at Wintergreen is an awesome idea BUT... I wouldn't try playing the "We are too old to camp" card unless you are SERIOUSLY OLD. And no, 50 + is not old yet. Good number of us on here have a hard time remembering when we were only 50. Like I said, staying at Wintergreen is a great idea. Just come up with a better reason, like we really enjoy a real bed and a shower.Jul 31, 2015 14:26:01 GMT -5 dave_guitarnowski said:
This will be my wife's and my first festival/ first Lockn', so we're really looking forward to it. As she does not camp (and to be honest, for 4 days, probably neither would I because we're getting kind of old for that sort or thing! ) we're staying at Wintergreen.
And welcome to the boards. Glad to see you registered.
Most importantly, my bride doesn't do primitive camping, period. But, since going to Lockn' was HER idea (caught me completely off guard! I never thought she'd do a multi-day fest), I will overlook that character flaw. 
Countin' down!
The bus came by
smosey wales
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
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Post by smosey wales on Aug 13, 2015 9:38:17 GMT -5
Smart man, there. Camping x 4 days + no sleep does not a happy wife make. And while good conditions all around can make camping easy, it doesn't take much of a "challenge" such as from weather, neighbors, facility failure, to make it more work than fun.
And you'd be worried--or working--the whole time to ensure her comfort and happiness, draining yours. BTDT.
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
What can I expect at my first fest?
Aug 13, 2015 11:27:29 GMT -5
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Post by sandune on Aug 13, 2015 11:27:29 GMT -5
No matter what the weather is forecasting - rain OR heat/humidity - if you have room bring at least 2 complete changes of clothes for each day. AND a big jug of baby powder!!! Changing your undergarments and tshirts at about 5 into dry ones, getting ready for the evening bands - is freaking wonderful!!!! Especially for the +50 y.o. crowd...
Post by waycha on Aug 13, 2015 11:47:28 GMT -5
I'm with you on that Sandune, or I should say my wife is. She doesn't go but she packs so much extra stuff foe me I bring home as much clean clothes as dirty. And at 59 yes it's great to change after a day in the hot sun, hopefully not wet clothes.
Post by guitarnowski on Aug 13, 2015 12:17:19 GMT -5
"Undergarments"? what kind of music festival is this?No matter what the weather is forecasting - rain OR heat/humidity - if you have room bring at least 2 complete changes of clothes for each day. AND a big jug of baby powder!!! Changing your undergarments and tshirts at about 5 into dry ones, getting ready for the evening bands - is freaking wonderful!!!! Especially for the +50 y.o. crowd...
The bus came by
jrtmom
Old Head
Posts: 1,087
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECK
What can I expect at my first fest?
Aug 13, 2015 16:26:16 GMT -5
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Post by jrtmom on Aug 13, 2015 16:26:16 GMT -5
Depends...."Undergarments"? what kind of music festival is this?
smosey wales
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Aug 13, 2015 16:42:00 GMT -5
Showing your age there!
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Post by sandune on Aug 14, 2015 10:01:05 GMT -5
Last Edit: Aug 14, 2015 10:01:19 GMT -5 by sandune
suebhunny
Old Head
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Give me TTB or give me death!
Number of LOCKNs attended: 3
Post by suebhunny on Aug 14, 2015 10:28:00 GMT -5
Ouch! Chafing!!! Compression shorts under skirts. Always!
war fart
Old Head
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain!
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
What can I expect at my first fest?
Aug 14, 2015 11:48:38 GMT -5
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Post by war fart on Aug 14, 2015 11:48:38 GMT -5
"Like" isn't good enough for this. Where's the applause button?Depends...."Undergarments"? what kind of music festival is this?
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mccjeff
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Post by mccjeff on Aug 14, 2015 11:57:14 GMT -5
Seriously. Way way too funny."Like" isn't good enough for this. Where's the applause button?
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What happens if I take both?
mccjeff
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Look, a squirrel!
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something
Post by mccjeff on Aug 14, 2015 11:57:39 GMT -5
Solid plan my friend.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What happens if I take both?
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,278
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Aug 14, 2015 13:20:59 GMT -5
Depends...."Undergarments"? what kind of music festival is this?
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
jrtmom
Old Head
Posts: 1,087
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECK
Post by jrtmom on Aug 14, 2015 16:48:25 GMT -5
Ouch! Chafing!!! Compression shorts under skirts. Always!
This solves my "skirt-chub rub" problems. The less you have on under your skirt the cooler, and using the portos is better if there's nothing to hit the floor.
Edited to add....."I'll be here all week, folks....don't forget to tip your waiter!!!"
Last Edit: Aug 14, 2015 16:50:24 GMT -5 by jrtmom
Sneake
The Answer Man
Posts: 4,122
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Aug 14, 2015 18:04:20 GMT -5
ya, pretty rare that i literally laugh out loud when i'm alone. this was one of those timesSeriously. Way way too funny."Like" isn't good enough for this. Where's the applause button?
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peacefulgal
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Post by peacefulgal on Aug 30, 2015 0:13:21 GMT -5
Hello everyone!
Boyfriend and I have been trying to figure our plans
Does any one know when the camping/car camping grounds open to start setting up, live in charlotte, NC and im trying to figure out when to leave from here to get there in time to set up relax before bands go on. Not sure if I should take wednesday-monday off from work or just Thursday-Monday
We arrive wenesday night and wait overnight inline fastest way in and quick set up. So faster way to the music
aparfitt
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Post by aparfitt on Aug 30, 2015 11:53:08 GMT -5
This is great news! Just went to GOTVibes and the atmosphere was worth the ticket alone. Heard about LOCKN there and hoped for more of the same vibe. Sounds like it'll happen. Looking forward to the hug! Yeah!
