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Welcome to the Lockn' Forum - The home of the original Lockn' Music Festival family!
Please note: This forum is in no way officially associated with Lockn' Festival or its promoters.
WTF
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Aug 6, 2019 6:58:20 GMT -5
2. The Tent-Stumbler - no description necessary.
3. Music Loving Social Crunchy Comfort Hog - good music, hanging with friends, healthy food, comfortable place to sit & sleep makes me happy.
4. The Bro Pack (lots of single guys with one tent, no chairs or EZUp but 5 coolers filled with beer)
5. The Chef, he brings coffee for everyone, bacon, bloodies, BBQ and late-night grilled cheese.
6. The minimalist: one folding chair, a two-man tent, bedspread from home, 1 change of clothes, toothbrush.
8. The Fat Cat: rolls up in his 1 mil Prevost bus waving his SVIP Unobtainium ticket and demanding his shoulder rides.
9. The Neverending Bachelorette Party
10.The trustafarian - priviliged white kids who subsribe to the hippie lifestyle (because they can) since they have no worries about money, a job etc. They can then devote their lives to eating organic, following Phish, and wearing dreadlocks (no need for job interviews).
11. The Wookermarket- roving band of gypsies who sell nitrous and shrooms while sitting on the trunk of your car, then shit in the window as they leave. They eat stolen hummus and sleep in other people’s tents.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Aug 6, 2019 7:24:56 GMT -5
2. The Tent-Stumbler - no description necessary.
3. Music Loving Social Crunchy Comfort Hog - good music, hanging with friends, healthy food, comfortable place to sit & sleep makes me happy.
4. The Bro Pack (lots of single guys with one tent, no chairs or EZUp but 5 coolers filled with beer)
5. The Chef, he brings coffee for everyone, bacon, bloodies, BBQ and late-night grilled cheese.
6. The minimalist: one folding chair, a two-man tent, bedspread from home, 1 change of clothes, toothbrush.
8. The Fat Cat: rolls up in his 1 mil Prevost bus waving his SVIP Unobtainium ticket and demanding his shoulder rides.
9. The Neverending Bachelorette Party
10.The trustafarian - priviliged white kids who subsribe to the hippie lifestyle (because they can) since they have no worries about money, a job etc. They can then devote their lives to eating organic, following Phish, and wearing dreadlocks (no need for job interviews).
11.The Wookermarket- roving band of gypsies who sell nitrous and shrooms while sitting on the trunk of your car, then shit in the window as they leave. They eat stolen hummus and sleep in other people’s tents.
12. The Troll wanders into your camp Friday morning and joins in the company, crashes on the floor after late night. By Sunday you realize he has never left, and does not have any camping gear at all.
13.
14.
15.
16.
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Post by lazyalligator2 on Aug 6, 2019 8:55:56 GMT -5
2. The Tent-Stumbler - no description necessary.
3. Music Loving Social Crunchy Comfort Hog - good music, hanging with friends, healthy food, comfortable place to sit & sleep makes me happy.
4. The Bro Pack (lots of single guys with one tent, no chairs or EZUp but 5 coolers filled with beer)
5. The Chef, he brings coffee for everyone, bacon, bloodies, BBQ and late-night grilled cheese.
6. The minimalist: one folding chair, a two-man tent, bedspread from home, 1 change of clothes, toothbrush.
8. The Fat Cat: rolls up in his 1 mil Prevost bus waving his SVIP Unobtainium ticket and demanding his shoulder rides.
9. The Neverending Bachelorette Party
10.The trustafarian - priviliged white kids who subsribe to the hippie lifestyle (because they can) since they have no worries about money, a job etc. They can then devote their lives to eating organic, following Phish, and wearing dreadlocks (no need for job interviews).
11.The Wookermarket- roving band of gypsies who sell nitrous and shrooms while sitting on the trunk of your car, then shit in the window as they leave. They eat stolen hummus and sleep in other people’s tents.
12. The Troll wanders into your camp Friday morning and joins in the company, crashes on the floor after late night. By Sunday you realize he has never left, and does not have any camping gear at all.
13.The Tweaker Couple- Usually a guy that used to follow the scene until he washed out. You see them all amped up on Thursday, then they don't leave their tent for four days, until pack up they pop out and tell you what a great weekend they had
14.
15.
16.
Dark Star
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: phish =)
Number of LOCKNs attended: 3
Post by thewomenaresmarter on Aug 6, 2019 9:05:03 GMT -5
2. The Tent-Stumbler - no description necessary.
3. Music Loving Social Crunchy Comfort Hog - good music, hanging with friends, healthy food, comfortable place to sit & sleep makes me happy.
4. The Bro Pack (lots of single guys with one tent, no chairs or EZUp but 5 coolers filled with beer)
5. The Chef, he brings coffee for everyone, bacon, bloodies, BBQ and late-night grilled cheese.
6. The minimalist: one folding chair, a two-man tent, bedspread from home, 1 change of clothes, toothbrush.
8. The Fat Cat: rolls up in his 1 mil Prevost bus waving his SVIP Unobtainium ticket and demanding his shoulder rides.
9. The Neverending Bachelorette Party
10.The trustafarian - priviliged white kids who subsribe to the hippie lifestyle (because they can) since they have no worries about money, a job etc. They can then devote their lives to eating organic, following Phish, and wearing dreadlocks (no need for job interviews).
11. The Wookermarket- roving band of gypsies who sell nitrous and shrooms while sitting on the trunk of your car, then shit in the window as they leave. They eat stolen hummus and sleep in other people’s tents.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
the mom on break- has 3 kids at home with granny for the weekend so she can start drinking at 11-eat doses and sit the hell down whenever she feels like it-has never felt so free, but still falls asleep before late night and constantly insists every 10 minutes for each person in her group drink some water. (oh wait, this me.)
the undercover wook- dude that works main stage security, wears the yellow security vest and walkie talkie- but has gauged ears and a pony tail- enjoys searching and confiscating innocent festival goers for drugs when all they were doing was discretely smoking a joint that was passed to them during day sets- keeps said drugs for himself and everyone knows it.
Cowboy Neal
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Aug 6, 2019 9:11:06 GMT -5
2. The Tent-Stumbler - no description necessary.
3. Music Loving Social Crunchy Comfort Hog - good music, hanging with friends, healthy food, comfortable place to sit & sleep makes me happy.
4. The Bro Pack (lots of single guys with one tent, no chairs or EZUp but 5 coolers filled with beer)
5. The Chef, he brings coffee for everyone, bacon, bloodies, BBQ and late-night grilled cheese.
6. The minimalist: one folding chair, a two-man tent, bedspread from home, 1 change of clothes, toothbrush.
8. The Fat Cat: rolls up in his 1 mil Prevost bus waving his SVIP Unobtainium ticket and demanding his shoulder rides.
9. The Neverending Bachelorette Party
10.The trustafarian - priviliged white kids who subsribe to the hippie lifestyle (because they can) since they have no worries about money, a job etc. They can then devote their lives to eating organic, following Phish, and wearing dreadlocks (no need for job interviews).
11. The Wookermarket- roving band of gypsies who sell nitrous and shrooms while sitting on the trunk of your car, then shit in the window as they leave. They eat stolen hummus and sleep in other people’s tents.
12.The Troll wanders into your camp Friday morning and joins in the company, crashes on the floor after late night. By Sunday you realize he has never left, and does not have any camping gear at all.
13.The Tweaker Couple- Usually a guy that used to follow the scene until he washed out. You see them all amped up on Thursday, then they don't leave their tent for four days, until pack up they pop out and tell you what a great weekend they had..
14. The waist-grabber- Kyle, age 19-25, very tall-that thinks its perfectly okay to grab any woman's waist or touch the small of her back with the "scuze me darlin" as he steps in front of her and blocks her view of the stage- then proceeds to carry on full conversations with his buddy during the entire dead n co sunday sets. probably camps at spots you see with signs like "free titty painting"
15. The mom on break- has 3 kids at home with granny for the weekend so she can start drinking at 11-eat doses and sit the hell down whenever she feels like it-has never felt so free, but still falls asleep before late night and constantly insists every 10 minutes for each person in her group drink some water. (oh wait, this me.)
16. The undercover wook- dude that works main stage security, wears the yellow security vest and walkie talkie- but has gauged ears and a pony tail- enjoys searching and confiscating innocent festival goers for drugs when all they were doing was discretely smoking a joint that was passed to them during day sets- keeps said drugs for himself and everyone knows it.
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
Dark Star
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: MMJ & Fantastic Negrito
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by fanoftheallmans on Aug 6, 2019 9:16:04 GMT -5
2. The Tent-Stumbler - no description necessary.
3. Music Loving Social Crunchy Comfort Hog - good music, hanging with friends, healthy food, comfortable place to sit & sleep makes me happy.
4. The Bro Pack (lots of single guys with one tent, no chairs or EZUp but 5 coolers filled with beer)
5. The Chef, he brings coffee for everyone, bacon, bloodies, BBQ and late-night grilled cheese.
6. The minimalist: one folding chair, a two-man tent, bedspread from home, 1 change of clothes, toothbrush.
8. The Fat Cat: rolls up in his 1 mil Prevost bus waving his SVIP Unobtainium ticket and demanding his shoulder rides.
9. The Neverending Bachelorette Party
10.The trustafarian - priviliged white kids who subsribe to the hippie lifestyle (because they can) since they have no worries about money, a job etc. They can then devote their lives to eating organic, following Phish, and wearing dreadlocks (no need for job interviews).
11. The Wookermarket- roving band of gypsies who sell nitrous and shrooms while sitting on the trunk of your car, then shit in the window as they leave. They eat stolen hummus and sleep in other people’s tents.
12.The Troll wanders into your camp Friday morning and joins in the company, crashes on the floor after late night. By Sunday you realize he has never left, and does not have any camping gear at all.
13.The Tweaker Couple- Usually a guy that used to follow the scene until he washed out. You see them all amped up on Thursday, then they don't leave their tent for four days, until pack up they pop out and tell you what a great weekend they had..
14. The waist-grabber- Kyle, age 19-25, very tall-that thinks its perfectly okay to grab any woman's waist or touch the small of her back with the "scuze me darlin" as he steps in front of her and blocks her view of the stage- then proceeds to carry on full conversations with his buddy during the entire dead n co sunday sets. probably camps at spots you see with signs like "free titty painting"
15. The mom on break- has 3 kids at home with granny for the weekend so she can start drinking at 11-eat doses and sit the hell down whenever she feels like it-has never felt so free, but still falls asleep before late night and constantly insists every 10 minutes for each person in her group drink some water. (oh wait, this me.)
16. The undercover wook- dude that works main stage security, wears the yellow security vest and walkie talkie- but has gauged ears and a pony tail- enjoys searching and confiscating innocent festival goers for drugs when all they were doing was discretely smoking a joint that was passed to them during day sets- keeps said drugs for himself and everyone knows it.
17. Sunrise Heaver - The guy that way overdid it the night before. He doesn't leave the tent to puke. Instead, he crawls half his body out the tent door and vomits every 15 minutes for hours. His girlfriend of 3 weeks is so understanding and sits by the puke puddle rubbing his back because he could be the one.
18. Poundtown - After days of sweating in the sun and living in the dirt, the couple in the tent next to you decides at 4 AM to have stinky, toe-curling sex, yelling at the top of their lungs with each climax.
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Aug 6, 2019 9:58:32 GMT -5
which then brings about the battle of the talkers and the shushers.
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Old Head
This is so much FUN!!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Neil Young
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by thelizard on Aug 8, 2019 11:40:12 GMT -5
2. The Tent-Stumbler - no description necessary.
3. Music Loving Social Crunchy Comfort Hog - good music, hanging with friends, healthy food, comfortable place to sit & sleep makes me happy.
4. The Bro Pack (lots of single guys with one tent, no chairs or EZUp but 5 coolers filled with beer)
5. The Chef, he brings coffee for everyone, bacon, bloodies, BBQ and late-night grilled cheese.
6. The minimalist: one folding chair, a two-man tent, bedspread from home, 1 change of clothes, toothbrush.
8. The Fat Cat: rolls up in his 1 mil Prevost bus waving his SVIP Unobtainium ticket and demanding his shoulder rides.
9. The Neverending Bachelorette Party
10.The trustafarian - priviliged white kids who subsribe to the hippie lifestyle (because they can) since they have no worries about money, a job etc. They can then devote their lives to eating organic, following Phish, and wearing dreadlocks (no need for job interviews).
11. The Wookermarket- roving band of gypsies who sell nitrous and shrooms while sitting on the trunk of your car, then shit in the window as they leave. They eat stolen hummus and sleep in other people’s tents.
12.The Troll wanders into your camp Friday morning and joins in the company, crashes on the floor after late night. By Sunday you realize he has never left, and does not have any camping gear at all.
13.The Tweaker Couple- Usually a guy that used to follow the scene until he washed out. You see them all amped up on Thursday, then they don't leave their tent for four days, until pack up they pop out and tell you what a great weekend they had..
14. The waist-grabber- Kyle, age 19-25, very tall-that thinks its perfectly okay to grab any woman's waist or touch the small of her back with the "scuze me darlin" as he steps in front of her and blocks her view of the stage- then proceeds to carry on full conversations with his buddy during the entire dead n co sunday sets. probably camps at spots you see with signs like "free titty painting"
15. The mom on break- has 3 kids at home with granny for the weekend so she can start drinking at 11-eat doses and sit the hell down whenever she feels like it-has never felt so free, but still falls asleep before late night and constantly insists every 10 minutes for each person in her group drink some water. (oh wait, this me.)
16. The undercover wook- dude that works main stage security, wears the yellow security vest and walkie talkie- but has gauged ears and a pony tail- enjoys searching and confiscating innocent festival goers for drugs when all they were doing was discretely smoking a joint that was passed to them during day sets- keeps said drugs for himself and everyone knows it.
17. Sunrise Heaver - The guy that way overdid it the night before. He doesn't leave the tent to puke. Instead, he crawls half his body out the tent door and vomits every 15 minutes for hours. His girlfriend of 3 weeks is so understanding and sits by the puke puddle rubbing his back because he could be the one.
18. Poundtown - After days of sweating in the sun and living in the dirt, the couple in the tent next to you decides at 4 AM to have stinky, toe-curling sex, yelling at the top of their lungs with each climax.
19. The Late Arriver - Shows up just before the crack of dawn on Saturday morning, has no real camp site so just parks next to the road, stretches a tarp off the back of his car and pulls out lawn chairs and a giant cooler, and proceeds to yell at the top of his lungs every 2 minutes "Hey LOCKNNNNN... WAKE UP AND RAGE!!!"
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on Aug 8, 2019 16:54:02 GMT -5
Well, the last one was fun - let's do it again...
13 Things You Wouldn't Understand
If You Don't Follow The Lockn' Forum
1. Shoulder rides. (There are Shoulder Rides? How do I get MY shoulder ride???)
2.
3.
4.
5...
Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
Cowboy Neal
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Aug 8, 2019 18:14:47 GMT -5
1. Shoulder rides. (There are Shoulder Rides? How do I get MY shoulder ride???)
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on Aug 8, 2019 18:22:07 GMT -5
Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
Cowboy Neal
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Aug 8, 2019 18:46:35 GMT -5
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
American Beauty
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Neighbor
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by looseankles on Aug 8, 2019 19:13:16 GMT -5
2. The Tent-Stumbler - no description necessary.
3. Music Loving Social Crunchy Comfort Hog - good music, hanging with friends, healthy food, comfortable place to sit & sleep makes me happy.
4. The Bro Pack (lots of single guys with one tent, no chairs or EZUp but 5 coolers filled with beer)
5. The Chef, he brings coffee for everyone, bacon, bloodies, BBQ and late-night grilled cheese.
6. The minimalist: one folding chair, a two-man tent, bedspread from home, 1 change of clothes, toothbrush.
8. The Fat Cat: rolls up in his 1 mil Prevost bus waving his SVIP Unobtainium ticket and demanding his shoulder rides.
9. The Neverending Bachelorette Party
10.The trustafarian - priviliged white kids who subsribe to the hippie lifestyle (because they can) since they have no worries about money, a job etc. They can then devote their lives to eating organic, following Phish, and wearing dreadlocks (no need for job interviews).
11. The Wookermarket- roving band of gypsies who sell nitrous and shrooms while sitting on the trunk of your car, then shit in the window as they leave. They eat stolen hummus and sleep in other people’s tents.
12.The Troll wanders into your camp Friday morning and joins in the company, crashes on the floor after late night. By Sunday you realize he has never left, and does not have any camping gear at all.
13.The Tweaker Couple- Usually a guy that used to follow the scene until he washed out. You see them all amped up on Thursday, then they don't leave their tent for four days, until pack up they pop out and tell you what a great weekend they had..
14. The waist-grabber- Kyle, age 19-25, very tall-that thinks its perfectly okay to grab any woman's waist or touch the small of her back with the "scuze me darlin" as he steps in front of her and blocks her view of the stage- then proceeds to carry on full conversations with his buddy during the entire dead n co sunday sets. probably camps at spots you see with signs like "free titty painting"
15. The mom on break- has 3 kids at home with granny for the weekend so she can start drinking at 11-eat doses and sit the hell down whenever she feels like it-has never felt so free, but still falls asleep before late night and constantly insists every 10 minutes for each person in her group drink some water. (oh wait, this me.)
16. The undercover wook- dude that works main stage security, wears the yellow security vest and walkie talkie- but has gauged ears and a pony tail- enjoys searching and confiscating innocent festival goers for drugs when all they were doing was discretely smoking a joint that was passed to them during day sets- keeps said drugs for himself and everyone knows it.
17. Sunrise Heaver - The guy that way overdid it the night before. He doesn't leave the tent to puke. Instead, he crawls half his body out the tent door and vomits every 15 minutes for hours. His girlfriend of 3 weeks is so understanding and sits by the puke puddle rubbing his back because he could be the one.
18. Poundtown - After days of sweating in the sun and living in the dirt, the couple in the tent next to you decides at 4 AM to have stinky, toe-curling sex, yelling at the top of their lungs with each climax.
19. The Late Arriver - Shows up just before the crack of dawn on Saturday morning, has no real camp site so just parks next to the road, stretches a tarp off the back of his car and pulls out lawn chairs and a giant cooler, and proceeds to yell at the top of his lungs every 2 minutes "Hey LOCKNNNNN... WAKE UP AND RAGE!!!"
What happened to number 7?
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: David Hasselhoff
Number of LOCKNs attended: 3
Post by Bird700level on Aug 8, 2019 19:15:11 GMT -5
Well, the last one was fun - let's do it again...
13 Things You Wouldn't Understand
If You Don't Follow The Lockn' Forum
1. Shoulder rides. (There are Shoulder Rides? How do I get MY shoulder ride???)
2. Obat Palencar
3.
4.
5...
Cowboy Neal
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Aug 8, 2019 19:16:58 GMT -5
2. The Tent-Stumbler - no description necessary.
3. Music Loving Social Crunchy Comfort Hog - good music, hanging with friends, healthy food, comfortable place to sit & sleep makes me happy.
4. The Bro Pack (lots of single guys with one tent, no chairs or EZUp but 5 coolers filled with beer)
5. The Chef, he brings coffee for everyone, bacon, bloodies, BBQ and late-night grilled cheese.
6. The minimalist: one folding chair, a two-man tent, bedspread from home, 1 change of clothes, toothbrush.
8. The Fat Cat: rolls up in his 1 mil Prevost bus waving his SVIP Unobtainium ticket and demanding his shoulder rides.
9. The Neverending Bachelorette Party
10.The trustafarian - priviliged white kids who subsribe to the hippie lifestyle (because they can) since they have no worries about money, a job etc. They can then devote their lives to eating organic, following Phish, and wearing dreadlocks (no need for job interviews).
11. The Wookermarket- roving band of gypsies who sell nitrous and shrooms while sitting on the trunk of your car, then shit in the window as they leave. They eat stolen hummus and sleep in other people’s tents.
12.The Troll wanders into your camp Friday morning and joins in the company, crashes on the floor after late night. By Sunday you realize he has never left, and does not have any camping gear at all.
13.The Tweaker Couple- Usually a guy that used to follow the scene until he washed out. You see them all amped up on Thursday, then they don't leave their tent for four days, until pack up they pop out and tell you what a great weekend they had..
14. The waist-grabber- Kyle, age 19-25, very tall-that thinks its perfectly okay to grab any woman's waist or touch the small of her back with the "scuze me darlin" as he steps in front of her and blocks her view of the stage- then proceeds to carry on full conversations with his buddy during the entire dead n co sunday sets. probably camps at spots you see with signs like "free titty painting"
15. The mom on break- has 3 kids at home with granny for the weekend so she can start drinking at 11-eat doses and sit the hell down whenever she feels like it-has never felt so free, but still falls asleep before late night and constantly insists every 10 minutes for each person in her group drink some water. (oh wait, this me.)
16. The undercover wook- dude that works main stage security, wears the yellow security vest and walkie talkie- but has gauged ears and a pony tail- enjoys searching and confiscating innocent festival goers for drugs when all they were doing was discretely smoking a joint that was passed to them during day sets- keeps said drugs for himself and everyone knows it.
17. Sunrise Heaver - The guy that way overdid it the night before. He doesn't leave the tent to puke. Instead, he crawls half his body out the tent door and vomits every 15 minutes for hours. His girlfriend of 3 weeks is so understanding and sits by the puke puddle rubbing his back because he could be the one.
18. Poundtown - After days of sweating in the sun and living in the dirt, the couple in the tent next to you decides at 4 AM to have stinky, toe-curling sex, yelling at the top of their lungs with each climax.
19. The Late Arriver - Shows up just before the crack of dawn on Saturday morning, has no real camp site so just parks next to the road, stretches a tarp off the back of his car and pulls out lawn chairs and a giant cooler, and proceeds to yell at the top of his lungs every 2 minutes "Hey LOCKNNNNN... WAKE UP AND RAGE!!!"
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
Cowboy Neal
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Aug 8, 2019 19:17:34 GMT -5
Well, the last one was fun - let's do it again...
13 Things You Wouldn't Understand
If You Don't Follow The Lockn' Forum
1. Shoulder rides. (There are Shoulder Rides? How do I get MY shoulder ride???)
2. Obat Palencar
3.
4.
5...
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Carlos Santana
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by buddy74 on Aug 8, 2019 20:05:14 GMT -5
Well, the last one was fun - let's do it again...
13 Things You Wouldn't Understand
If You Don't Follow The Lockn' Forum
1. Shoulder rides. (There are Shoulder Rides? How do I get MY shoulder ride???)
2. Obat Palencar
3. The Field of Broken Dreams
4.
5...
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Aug 8, 2019 20:48:16 GMT -5
If You Don't Follow The Lockn' Forum
1. Shoulder rides. (There are Shoulder Rides? How do I get MY shoulder ride???)
2. Obat Palencar
3. The Field of Broken Dreams
4. **soon**
5. Canned craft beer exchange
6. The best M&G ever
7. Prius dumping
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
The Head Chef
Proud member of The unofficial unaccountable FAQ for Lockn
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: 49 Winchester
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by lobster on Aug 8, 2019 20:49:08 GMT -5
Better to be a smartass instead of a dumbass
Cowboy Neal
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Aug 8, 2019 21:12:13 GMT -5
Better to be a smartass instead of a dumbass
A good friend of mine when he gets the Big Buzz says he is "getting his dumbass on",,,
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECK
Post by jrtmom on Aug 8, 2019 21:50:57 GMT -5
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECK
Post by jrtmom on Aug 8, 2019 21:52:52 GMT -5
If You Don't Follow The Lockn' Forum
1. Shoulder rides. (There are Shoulder Rides? How do I get MY shoulder ride???)
2. Obat Palencar
3. The Field of Broken Dreams
4. **soon**
5. Canned craft beer exchange
6. Cooler dumping
7. Prius dumping
8. Chug Point Charlie
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: DakhaBrakha 4eva
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by uʞɔo˥ewbn on Aug 9, 2019 2:56:10 GMT -5
If You Don't Follow The Lockn' Forum
1. Shoulder rides. (There are Shoulder Rides? How do I get MY shoulder ride???)
2. Obat Palencar
3. The Field of Broken Dreams
4. **soon**
5. Canned craft beer exchange
6. Cooler dumping
7. Prius dumping
8. Chug Point Charlie
9. Feed The Animals
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Aug 9, 2019 6:19:18 GMT -5
If You Don't Follow The Lockn' Forum
1. Shoulder rides. (There are Shoulder Rides? How do I get MY shoulder ride???)
2. Obat Palencar
3. The Field of Broken Dreams
4. **soon**
5. Canned craft beer exchange
6. The best M&G ever
7. Prius dumping
8. Feed the animals
slight editing to remove items from other festivals
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: David Hasselhoff
Number of LOCKNs attended: 3
Post by Bird700level on Aug 9, 2019 6:50:03 GMT -5
If You Don't Follow The Lockn' Forum
1. Shoulder rides. (There are Shoulder Rides? How do I get MY shoulder ride???)
2. Obat Palencar
3. The Field of Broken Dreams
4. **soon**
5. Canned craft beer exchange
6. The best M&G ever
7. Prius dumping
8. Feed the animals
9. Waycha