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Welcome to the Lockn' Forum - The home of the original Lockn' Music Festival family!
Please note: This forum is in no way officially associated with Lockn' Festival or its promoters.
WTF
Cowboy Neal
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Mar 5, 2020 18:15:07 GMT -5
William Shatner awarded horse semen in his divorce settlement
actually I'm sure that's a very lucrative settlement since they are thoroughbred horses but this caught me off guard...
On an unrelated note, let's say there was this chemist that works at USDA that keeps getting selected for the "random" searches at entry (4x in last 12 entries). If said chemist were to place a large sex toy in their bag for the guard to inspect at the next "random" search, would they get into trouble? Asking for a friend.
which lists items prohibited from USDA facilities.
www.ocio.usda.gov/sites/default/files/docs/2012/DR%201650-001%20Physical%20Security%20Program.pdf
Sex toys are not on the list of prohibited items so tell said friend to have at it. This may also be a good time for your friend to try out his clear backpack, even though that may make his morning bus ride slightly uncomfortable...
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
Old Head
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson
Number of LOCKNs attended: All of them
Post by hondo on Mar 5, 2020 18:40:17 GMT -5
On an unrelated note, let's say there was this chemist that works at USDA that keeps getting selected for the "random" searches at entry (4x in last 12 entries). If said chemist were to place a large sex toy in their bag for the guard to inspect at the next "random" search, would they get into trouble? Asking for a friend.
which lists items prohibited from USDA facilities.
www.ocio.usda.gov/sites/default/files/docs/2012/DR%201650-001%20Physical%20Security%20Program.pdf
Sex toys are not on the list of prohibited items so tell said friend to have at it. This may also be a good time for your friend to try out his clear backpack, even though that may make his morning bus ride slightly uncomfortable...
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 5, 2020 19:54:47 GMT -5
To borrow from Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant Massacre": "and if one person did it, they'd think he was weird and wouldn't let him join [the Army]. And if two people did it, they'd think they was both queers, and wouldn't let them both join the Army. And if three people walked in, sang a bar of Alice's Restaurant" in three part harmony [displayed a big honking dildo in three part well you know] and walked out, they'd think it was a MOVEMENT! And that's what it is, a MOVEMENT!"
But not on the bus, please. It would disturb the children and widows.
* I don't want to embarrass Kuriti by saying who it was
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 5, 2020 19:56:17 GMT -5
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dave Mason!!
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by Andie Bee on Mar 5, 2020 20:49:43 GMT -5
My favorite quote from my time in Alaska: " The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
The Head Chef
Proud member of The unofficial unaccountable FAQ for Lockn
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: 49 Winchester
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by lobster on Mar 5, 2020 20:55:05 GMT -5
My favorite quote from my time in Alaska: " The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
Lol, miss you!
Cowboy Neal
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Mar 5, 2020 21:46:35 GMT -5
My favorite quote from my time in Alaska: " The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
I don't think you can go off topic in the WTF thread.
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 6, 2020 0:08:11 GMT -5
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Old Head
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by war fart on Mar 6, 2020 5:02:34 GMT -5
5/24-27 Dark Star Jubilee Legend Valley Thornville OH
6/13-16 Beardfest Hammonton, NJ
7/7 Outlaw Music Fest Hershey PA
7/18-21 4848 Festival Snowshoe WV
8/2-3 Billy Strings Bryce Jordan Center Penn State
8/29-9/2 - Karnival of the Arts (East) Kempton PA
9/19-22 Infamous Weekend Pops Farm VA
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Mar 6, 2020 8:19:04 GMT -5
To borrow from Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant Massacre": "and if one person did it, they'd think he was weird and wouldn't let him join [the Army]. And if two people did it, they'd think they was both queers, and wouldn't let them both join the Army. And if three people walked in, sang a bar of Alice's Restaurant" in three part harmony [displayed a big honking dildo in three part well you know] and walked out, they'd think it was a MOVEMENT! And that's what it is, a MOVEMENT!"
But not on the bus, please. It would disturb the children and widows.
* I don't want to embarrass Kuriti by saying who it was
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Mar 6, 2020 8:24:27 GMT -5
William Shatner awarded horse semen in his divorce settlement
actually I'm sure that's a very lucrative settlement since they are thoroughbred horses but this caught me off guard...
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
Old Head
This is so much FUN!!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Neil Young
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by thelizard on Mar 6, 2020 11:21:51 GMT -5
To borrow from Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant Massacre": "and if one person did it, they'd think he was weird and wouldn't let him join [the Army]. And if two people did it, they'd think they was both queers, and wouldn't let them both join the Army. And if three people walked in, sang a bar of Alice's Restaurant" in three part harmony [displayed a big honking dildo in three part well you know] and walked out, they'd think it was a MOVEMENT! And that's what it is, a MOVEMENT!"
But not on the bus, please. It would disturb the children and widows.
* I don't want to embarrass Kuriti by saying who it was
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on Mar 6, 2020 16:00:15 GMT -5
To borrow from Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant Massacre": "and if one person did it, they'd think he was weird and wouldn't let him join [the Army]. And if two people did it, they'd think they was both queers, and wouldn't let them both join the Army. And if three people walked in, sang a bar of Alice's Restaurant" in three part harmony [displayed a big honking dildo in three part well you know] and walked out, they'd think it was a MOVEMENT! And that's what it is, a MOVEMENT!"
But not on the bus, please. It would disturb the children and widows.
* I don't want to embarrass Kuriti by saying who it was
Really more of an adaptation than a quote, though...
But the spirit is correct! Long live the Kuriti Dildo Movement! "Where no man has gone before..."
Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
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2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 6, 2020 18:01:02 GMT -5
I did it from memory. I used to have it all. Some has leaked out.
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 8, 2020 9:05:32 GMT -5
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 13, 2020 7:24:31 GMT -5
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Old Head
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: DakhaBrakha 4eva
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by uʞɔo˥ewbn on Mar 14, 2020 18:33:33 GMT -5
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Old Head
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by war fart on Mar 15, 2020 9:41:31 GMT -5
5/24-27 Dark Star Jubilee Legend Valley Thornville OH
6/13-16 Beardfest Hammonton, NJ
7/7 Outlaw Music Fest Hershey PA
7/18-21 4848 Festival Snowshoe WV
8/2-3 Billy Strings Bryce Jordan Center Penn State
8/29-9/2 - Karnival of the Arts (East) Kempton PA
9/19-22 Infamous Weekend Pops Farm VA
Post by Donna on Mar 20, 2020 8:25:58 GMT -5
Stevestock 4/1-4/4
Suggesting Rhythm 420 4/20
About Time 4/29-5/01
Keller Williams 5/14 & 5/15
Suggesting Rhythm - Riverrock 5/20
Dead & Company Bristow, VA 7/8
Phish Raleigh, NC 7/29
Jam Packed Brown's Island 8/13
Outlaw Music Fest - Billy Strings 9/11
Be Kind Music Festival 9/23 - 9/25
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 31, 2020 7:17:24 GMT -5
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Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Old Head
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by war fart on Mar 31, 2020 7:52:09 GMT -5
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5/24-27 Dark Star Jubilee Legend Valley Thornville OH
6/13-16 Beardfest Hammonton, NJ
7/7 Outlaw Music Fest Hershey PA
7/18-21 4848 Festival Snowshoe WV
8/2-3 Billy Strings Bryce Jordan Center Penn State
8/29-9/2 - Karnival of the Arts (East) Kempton PA
9/19-22 Infamous Weekend Pops Farm VA
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 31, 2020 8:44:21 GMT -5
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Old Head
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain!
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by war fart on Mar 31, 2020 9:18:59 GMT -5
5/24-27 Dark Star Jubilee Legend Valley Thornville OH
6/13-16 Beardfest Hammonton, NJ
7/7 Outlaw Music Fest Hershey PA
7/18-21 4848 Festival Snowshoe WV
8/2-3 Billy Strings Bryce Jordan Center Penn State
8/29-9/2 - Karnival of the Arts (East) Kempton PA
9/19-22 Infamous Weekend Pops Farm VA
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 31, 2020 9:36:29 GMT -5
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Deleted Member
Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2020 10:53:01 GMT -5
To borrow from Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant Massacre": "and if one person did it, they'd think he was weird and wouldn't let him join [the Army]. And if two people did it, they'd think they was both queers, and wouldn't let them both join the Army. And if three people walked in, sang a bar of Alice's Restaurant" in three part harmony [displayed a big honking dildo in three part well you know] and walked out, they'd think it was a MOVEMENT! And that's what it is, a MOVEMENT!"
But not on the bus, please. It would disturb the children and widows.
* I don't want to embarrass Kuriti by saying who it was