The OFFICIAL Countdown to Lock'n Thread!

36 cheap American beers, ranked from rankest (top left) to best:

deadspin.com/36-cheap-american-beers-ranked-638820035

This is where you find your all day drinkers; heavy expensive crafts are not what I'm looking for in a hot day session. wait--did I say "session"? Well that's what "session" beer was made for--lunch break for workers.

"33. Rolling Rock. Smells like three fat guys in a two-man tent."

"5. Pabst Blue Ribbon. It took me a few years to come around on PBR, probably because I was the sort of dipshit who worried about what message my beer was sending. Now that I'm liberated from such petty concerns, I can tell the world, "Hey, look at me spend $14 to get all-day drunk on clean, nondescript beer that tastes like Budweiser is supposed to." "

Let the debate begin!

Some one last year had a craft beer for those who don't like craft beer, called "Pale Yellow Beer."  Makes sense!