Olympics

That Japanese kid took quite the face plant. Hope he's ok...

 That's an odd name.

So happy for him! His first run was so good and that last one just totally killed it. 

Right?!

I liked it when the snowboarder got popped for pot, but lacking a specific provision against it, they weren't sure if they should take away his metal. He replied, (sic) "if you will label it a performance enhancing drug, I will give back my metal". He kept the metal.

Argghh!! You know, I had it as medals throughout and then went back and changed it because I got paranoid. Didn't take the time to look it up.

So alcohol, then, would not be a "performance enhancing drug" for sports except for dancing cool?

So when I start my career as a figure skating judge some shit's gonna change. If you fall down just pick yourself up and skate off of the ice. No medal for you. No need to finish your routine, doesn't matter anymore. If only one person/team completes their routine without falling then they win all of the medals. Yep that's right. Gold, silver and bronze they are all yours. You've earned them. Might seem lonely on the podium but dammit you deserve it! Also, everyone starts with a perfect score. Bonus points are awarded for wardrobe malfunctions.

Well that's bound to get you some special sauce.