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smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 4, 2022 12:19:56 GMT -5
At a recent event I attended, a guy said that when he was a little boy, his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet. He said to her, "They're the only feet I have!"
So I said, "Dude. You were already telling Dad Jokes when you were five!"
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Sneake
The Answer Man
Posts: 4,131
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Mar 12, 2022 12:53:40 GMT -5
I'm putting this here because I can literally hear in my mind Smosey telling this joke
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smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 18, 2022 14:43:19 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 18, 2022 14:45:00 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 18, 2022 14:48:23 GMT -5
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Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 18, 2022 14:56:01 GMT -5
Dads telling drug jokes trying to be hep cats.
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 18, 2022 14:56:45 GMT -5
And finally, for TOO:
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
TOO $
Cowboy Neal
Posts: 12,502
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by TOO $ on Mar 18, 2022 15:55:51 GMT -5
Last Edit: Mar 18, 2022 22:21:05 GMT -5 by TOO $
Did I mention I'm Greek?
Sneake
The Answer Man
Posts: 4,131
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Mar 19, 2022 9:31:41 GMT -5
I had to read this like 3 times. I'm dumb
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uʞɔo˥ewbn
Old Head
Posts: 1,453
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: DakhaBrakha 4eva
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by uʞɔo˥ewbn on Mar 19, 2022 14:13:40 GMT -5
I resemble this joke
suebhunny
Old Head
Posts: 2,087
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Give me TTB or give me death!
Number of LOCKNs attended: 3
Post by suebhunny on Mar 19, 2022 14:55:39 GMT -5
5/24-27 Dark Star Jubilee Legend Valley Thornville OH
6/13-16 Beardfest Hammonton, NJ
7/7 Outlaw Music Fest Hershey PA
7/18-21 4848 Festival Snowshoe WV
8/2-3 Billy Strings Bryce Jordan Center Penn State
8/29-9/2 - Karnival of the Arts (East) Kempton PA
9/19-22 Infamous Weekend Pops Farm VA
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 31, 2022 10:45:41 GMT -5
April Fools' Day should also be Fathers' Day, basically acting out Dad jokes.
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
worf rat
Old Head
How do you know if hondo's Greek?
Posts: 4,736
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Don't worry, he'll tell you!
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Nice to meet you, I'm Dad
Mar 31, 2022 13:02:00 GMT -5
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Post by worf rat on Mar 31, 2022 13:02:00 GMT -5
Macedonian meat sauce
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Apr 7, 2022 16:12:55 GMT -5
Last Edit: Apr 7, 2022 16:46:27 GMT -5 by smosey wales
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Apr 7, 2022 16:45:54 GMT -5
My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich. I’m not even mad, this is genius!
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Sneake
The Answer Man
Posts: 4,131
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Apr 9, 2022 13:00:10 GMT -5
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We're all here because we're not all there
Sneake
The Answer Man
Posts: 4,131
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Nice to meet you, I'm Dad
Apr 16, 2022 16:54:32 GMT -5
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Post by Sneake on Apr 16, 2022 16:54:32 GMT -5
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We're all here because we're not all there
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Apr 18, 2022 9:48:51 GMT -5
Abbot: I saw a bunch of cows today...
Costello: A herd.
Abbot: Heard what?
Costello: Herd of cows.
Abbot: Sure, I've heard of cows.
Costello: No, a cow herd.
Abbot: Why should I care what a cow heard?
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Sneake
The Answer Man
Posts: 4,131
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Apr 19, 2022 18:33:03 GMT -5
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We're all here because we're not all there
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Apr 20, 2022 6:21:18 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Apr 20, 2022 6:26:50 GMT -5
The Awl
Walking toward his son
He picked up a tool
From the workbench
Holding it high into the air
With his left hand
And pointing at it
With his right index finger
He proudly proclaimed
As he looked over the fields
And lakes that someday
This awl will be yours
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
kuriti
Old Head
Posts: 2,242
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Apr 20, 2022 8:43:12 GMT -5
Kuriti
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
Sneake
The Answer Man
Posts: 4,131
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Apr 20, 2022 20:58:27 GMT -5
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We're all here because we're not all there
worf rat
Old Head
How do you know if hondo's Greek?
Posts: 4,736
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Don't worry, he'll tell you!
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Nice to meet you, I'm Dad
Apr 22, 2022 7:18:31 GMT -5
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Sneake, smosey wales, and 1 more like this
Post by worf rat on Apr 22, 2022 7:18:31 GMT -5
Macedonian meat sauce
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Apr 29, 2022 11:03:07 GMT -5
Imagine going to lunch with your dad, or me, and encountering this on the way in. How do you think the conversation will go?
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
