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slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 10, 2024 16:51:31 GMT -5
lobster, smosey wales, and 1 more like this
Post by slypknot on May 10, 2024 16:51:31 GMT -5
#14 - Invite him to the Rooster Walk Lockn' Forum compound for some Crustacean Crunchies.
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
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2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 11, 2024 7:08:29 GMT -5
TOO $, lobster, and 1 more like this
Post by slypknot on May 11, 2024 7:08:29 GMT -5
Last Edit: May 11, 2024 7:09:28 GMT -5 by slypknot
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
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2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
lobster
The Head Chef
Proud member of The unofficial unaccountable FAQ for Lockn
Posts: 1,809
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: 49 Winchester
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 12, 2024 21:48:57 GMT -5
TOO $ and StillLifeStillDead like this
Post by lobster on May 12, 2024 21:48:57 GMT -5
TOO $
Cowboy Neal
Posts: 12,502
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 13, 2024 9:27:07 GMT -5
lobster and estprofinhumboldt like this
Post by TOO $ on May 13, 2024 9:27:07 GMT -5
Did I mention I'm Greek?
TOO $
Cowboy Neal
Posts: 12,502
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 13, 2024 9:31:55 GMT -5
lobster and StillLifeStillDead like this
Post by TOO $ on May 13, 2024 9:31:55 GMT -5
I say boy, Rooster Walk is just 10 days away (in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice)!
Did I mention I'm Greek?
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on May 13, 2024 9:40:49 GMT -5
Ca-CAW!!!
Last Edit: May 13, 2024 9:42:38 GMT -5 by slypknot
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
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2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on May 13, 2024 10:48:34 GMT -5
FIFY I say, I say boy, Rooster Walk is just 10 days away (in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice)!
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
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2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
Post by StillLifeStillDead on May 13, 2024 11:24:37 GMT -5
I hadn't seen this product before; I know they make cock boosters but probably not the same.
But I'll bring some homemade hot sauce to the Walk for those interested.
I remember this from the bash! I'd like to try some. The hot sauce NOT the cock booster!
lobster
The Head Chef
Proud member of The unofficial unaccountable FAQ for Lockn
Posts: 1,809
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: 49 Winchester
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 13, 2024 13:23:46 GMT -5
via mobile
TOO $, estprofinhumboldt, and 2 more like this
Post by lobster on May 13, 2024 13:23:46 GMT -5
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on May 13, 2024 21:17:10 GMT -5
Mine too! Walking virgins!
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
lobster
The Head Chef
Proud member of The unofficial unaccountable FAQ for Lockn
Posts: 1,809
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: 49 Winchester
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 13, 2024 21:33:44 GMT -5
via mobile
smosey wales and looseankles like this
Post by lobster on May 13, 2024 21:33:44 GMT -5
Mine too! Walking virgins!
No, rooster 10 was my first. I was hooked instantly. I'll show ya around the place
lobster
The Head Chef
Proud member of The unofficial unaccountable FAQ for Lockn
Posts: 1,809
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: 49 Winchester
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by lobster on May 14, 2024 11:04:14 GMT -5
TOO $
Cowboy Neal
Posts: 12,502
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by TOO $ on May 14, 2024 14:16:49 GMT -5
Sounds like something Pepe Le Pew would say...Le Coq...
Did I mention I'm Greek?
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on May 14, 2024 14:46:34 GMT -5
Le Coq d'Vin
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,648
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on May 15, 2024 8:04:27 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on May 15, 2024 8:19:42 GMT -5
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
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2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 16, 2024 3:04:23 GMT -5
TOO $, lobster, and 2 more like this
Post by slypknot on May 16, 2024 3:04:23 GMT -5
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7. Grind some of these into the feed.
Roosters will be all “What?? Sunrise??? Close the fuckin’ curtains, bro!”
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6. Go ahead and buy that super-cute brown chicken from the farm next door.
Brother be too busy gettin’ busy to worry about crowin’.
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5. Effective… But labor intensive.
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4. Stock up on some of that dank Sour Diesel Flower.
Dat rooster boi be like “Cha mon, it be mornin’.
[deep inhalation] CA-cough, cough, cough! “
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3. It’s a little known fact that roosters go crazy over French wine.
Keep that Chateau Lafitte Cotes de Bordeaux 2015 handy.
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2. Put them in the Collar of Shame.
Shuts the little bastards right up.
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I guaranDAMNtee you there will be no more crowing after this…
Ca-CAW, motherfucker!
Last Edit: May 16, 2024 3:07:59 GMT -5 by slypknot
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
lobster
The Head Chef
Proud member of The unofficial unaccountable FAQ for Lockn
Posts: 1,809
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: 49 Winchester
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by lobster on May 17, 2024 11:19:03 GMT -5
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on May 18, 2024 0:20:59 GMT -5
==================================
Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 19, 2024 12:45:28 GMT -5
lobster and looseankles like this
Post by slypknot on May 19, 2024 12:45:28 GMT -5
Last Edit: May 19, 2024 12:49:27 GMT -5 by slypknot
==================================
Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on May 21, 2024 9:10:01 GMT -5
We ARE a bunch of Lucky Clucks...
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 22, 2024 2:52:09 GMT -5
TOO $, lobster, and 1 more like this
Post by slypknot on May 22, 2024 2:52:09 GMT -5
And we're dancin' already...
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,270
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
~~Rooster Walk 2024 Countdown Thread~~
May 22, 2024 23:04:53 GMT -5
TOO $, lobster, and 1 more like this
Post by slypknot on May 22, 2024 23:04:53 GMT -5
It's on...
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
