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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 17:40:29 GMT -5
Headed over to Online Metals to pick out this years Festivus Pole. I'm so excited.
Hmmm, they seem a bit expensive, perhaps a trip to the junkyard. Or maybe silver painted PVC will suffice.
Last Edit: Dec 13, 2017 17:42:26 GMT -5 by Deleted
The Other One
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
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Post by The Other One on Dec 13, 2017 20:27:36 GMT -5
$20 at bed bath and beyond. Even has the proper strength to weight ratio. Many grievances to air, can't wait to get started.Headed over to Online Metals to pick out this years Festivus Pole. I'm so excited.
Hmmm, they seem a bit expensive, perhaps a trip to the junkyard. Or maybe silver painted PVC will suffice.
Every day is just a new chance to stumble. - BMFS
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:37:44 GMT -5
Nice, but we have pretty tall ceilings. I kind of wanted to find a natural one, tired of all that store bought stuff.$20 at bed bath and beyond. Even has the proper strength to weight ratio. Many grievances to air, can't wait to get started.Headed over to Online Metals to pick out this years Festivus Pole. I'm so excited.
Hmmm, they seem a bit expensive, perhaps a trip to the junkyard. Or maybe silver painted PVC will suffice.
Fortunately, Ann is the only one I'll have to wrestle :-)
Last Edit: Dec 13, 2017 21:41:35 GMT -5 by Deleted
uʞɔo˥ewbn
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: DakhaBrakha 4eva
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Post by uʞɔo˥ewbn on Dec 14, 2017 3:40:32 GMT -5
You fell asleep during Bob Weir with The Avett Brothers.
war fart
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
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Post by war fart on Dec 14, 2017 8:14:12 GMT -5
You might find these handy:
Here's a pdf you can download: festivusweb.com/downloads/human-fund-sheet2.pdf
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 16:27:54 GMT -5
How is this (https://www.airingofgrievances.com/) not a website?
The Other One
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
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Post by The Other One on Dec 18, 2017 14:00:27 GMT -5
Close...festivusweb.com/blog/airing-of-grievances-festivus-2017/comment-page-3/How is this (https://www.airingofgrievances.com/) not a website?
And for you twitterers...twitter.com/festivusweb
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The Other One
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
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Post by The Other One on Dec 23, 2017 10:24:04 GMT -5
Happy Festivus everyone! Let the airing of grievances begin. I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about it!
Every day is just a new chance to stumble. - BMFS
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
war fart
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Help me scrape the mucus off my brain!
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by war fart on Dec 23, 2017 16:04:45 GMT -5
Sounds like WAAAAAAAAY too much effort. Oof, and we haven't even gotten to the Feats of Strength. Ima chill and eat Christmas cookies instead.Happy Festivus everyone! Let the airing of grievances begin. I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about it!
Last Edit: Dec 23, 2017 16:04:56 GMT -5 by war fart
4/7-9 Total solar eclipse in Cleveland
5/24-27 Dark Star Jubilee Legend Valley Thornville OH
6/13-16 Beardfest Hammonton, NJ
7/7 Outlaw Music Fest Hershey PA
7/18-21 4848 Festival Snowshoe WV
8/2-3 Billy Strings Bryce Jordan Center Penn State
8/29-9/2 - Karnival of the Arts (East) Kempton PA
9/19-22 Infamous Weekend Pops Farm VA
The Other One
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Posts: 12,124
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Dec 23, 2017 16:21:50 GMT -5
Remember, Festivus isn't over until the head of the household has been pinned.Sounds like WAAAAAAAAY too much effort. Oof, and we haven't even gotten to the Feats of Strength. Ima chill and eat Christmas cookies instead.Happy Festivus everyone! Let the airing of grievances begin. I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about it!
Every day is just a new chance to stumble. - BMFS
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 16:54:02 GMT -5
Aren't Christmas cookies a Festivus miracle? Sounds like WAAAAAAAAY too much effort. Oof, and we haven't even gotten to the Feats of Strength. Ima chill and eat Christmas cookies instead.Happy Festivus everyone! Let the airing of grievances begin. I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about it!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 16:55:37 GMT -5
I'll pin Ann when I get home from work Remember, Festivus isn't over until the head of the household has been pinned.Sounds like WAAAAAAAAY too much effort. Oof, and we haven't even gotten to the Feats of Strength. Ima chill and eat Christmas cookies instead.
The Other One
Cowboy Neal
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by The Other One on Dec 23, 2017 17:31:49 GMT -5
I'll pin Ann when I get home from work Remember, Festivus isn't over until the head of the household has been pinned. 
Every day is just a new chance to stumble. - BMFS
Buy the ticket, take the ride...
the KIND 1/26
Dead Reckoning 1/27
Daniel Donato 2/3
St. Patty's Day Party 3/16
Del McCoury BAnd 4/25
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Rooster Walk 5/23-26
Floydfest 7/24-28
Yarnival 10/24-26
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 18:00:28 GMT -5
Not the walk in the park it sounds, she can kick my ass with little effort. Sometimes I'm a little scared 
mccjeff
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Post by mccjeff on Dec 23, 2017 18:24:21 GMT -5
Happy Festivus ya'll.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What happens if I take both?
