Going to Lockn but Don't Want to Camp? Check us Out!
Apr 9, 2015 12:02:53 GMT -5
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Post by Avon Hill Lodge on Apr 9, 2015 12:02:53 GMT -5
Hey Lockn' goers! Me and my family own a hippo farm only 30-40 minutes driving fro Oak Ridge Farm. Last year some wooked-out Cambodian refugees rented our space, but they've decided to return to Cambodia. The house sleeps 18 people in hyperbaric chambers, has a full size merry-go-round, and an underground sex dungeon. We live next to the candy factory from Willy Wonka and invite our family and friends to stay with us for oompa loompa hunting! Join us in our ritual sacrifice of Veruca Salt the day before you head to the festival, or take a float on that chocolate River in tubes! Nothing like a hot oompa loompa orgy after a long day at Lockn' or a relaxing float down the river before you head to Oak Ridge for the day! Check out our website at www.SlugworthsHippoFarm.net for more details and photos. If you're interested in staying, shoot us a fax or teletype. See you at Oak Ridge!
- Sarah
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- Sarah
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