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mccjeff Merry Prankster Look, a squirrel! Posts: 7,848 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something	Is there a polite way... Mar 29, 2016 12:38:32 GMT -5 Sneake likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mccjeff on Mar 29, 2016 12:38:32 GMT -5 ... say "Go get a fucking conference room to bitch about this shit and get the fuck away from my cube!"? I've just been farting really loudly but they seem to be impervious to subtlety.
	This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. What happens if I take both?

TOO $ Cowboy Neal Posts: 12,504 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer Number of LOCKNs attended: 7	Is there a polite way... Mar 29, 2016 13:06:02 GMT -5 mccjeff likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TOO $ on Mar 29, 2016 13:06:02 GMT -5 You could just close the door to your cube. Oh wait...never mind...
	Did I mention I'm Greek?

mccjeff Merry Prankster Look, a squirrel! Posts: 7,848 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something	Is there a polite way... Mar 29, 2016 13:17:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mccjeff on Mar 29, 2016 13:17:13 GMT -5 The McGlare (patent pending) lowered the volume but I think throwing my stapler (not a red Swingline) at them was when the tide finally turned in my favor.
	This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. What happens if I take both?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Is there a polite way... Mar 29, 2016 13:17:36 GMT -5 smosey wales, oldjoe, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 13:17:36 GMT -5 I think your best bet is to jump into a time machine and give your co-workers' parents' some Indonesian abortion drugs so that your co-workers are never born.
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Mar 29, 2016 13:17:36 GMT -5 @snyooterdynck said:

I think your best bet is to jump into a time machine and give your co-workers' parents' some Indonesian abortion drugs so that your co-workers are never born.

well played...

Did I mention I'm Greek?

mccjeff Merry Prankster Look, a squirrel! Posts: 7,848 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something	Is there a polite way... Mar 29, 2016 14:46:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mccjeff on Mar 29, 2016 14:46:16 GMT -5 Strong medicine there. A bit too Terminator for my tastes but I've seen it work before.
	This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. What happens if I take both?

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Mar 29, 2016 13:06:02 GMT -5 TOO $ said:

You could just close the door to your cube. Oh wait...never mind...

no but you could install one of those roll-over covers like they put over the top of dump trucks, or one of those retractable patio awnings.

Or hold a small tape recorder/Dictaphone up as if you are recording them.

Or squirt guns--they work on cats.

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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Is there a polite way... Mar 29, 2016 15:47:37 GMT -5 mccjeff likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 15:47:37 GMT -5 Mar 29, 2016 13:17:13 GMT -5 mccjeff said: my stapler (not a red Swingline) Just don't set the building on fire.

mccjeff Merry Prankster Look, a squirrel! Posts: 7,848 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something	Is there a polite way... Mar 30, 2016 8:44:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mccjeff on Mar 30, 2016 8:44:32 GMT -5 Mar 29, 2016 15:47:37 GMT -5 @snyooterdynck said: Mar 29, 2016 13:17:13 GMT -5 mccjeff said: my stapler (not a red Swingline) Just don't set the building on fire. Too late.
	This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. What happens if I take both?

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Mar 29, 2016 12:38:32 GMT -5 mccjeff said:

... say "Go get a fucking conference room to bitch about this shit and get the fuck away from my cube!"? I've just been farting really loudly but they seem to be impervious to subtlety.

Fuck it. Go home and drink. That'll showm'.

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