Post by mccjeff on Sept 14, 2016 8:29:41 GMT -5
Who knows, this may come in handy one day.
Corporate Gibberish Generator
At DeadCo, we think we know how to cultivate cyber-strategically. Without well-chosen aggregation, extensible implementation are forced to become proactive. Think user-centric. We will enlarge our capability to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to brand. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? What does the term "open-source all-hands meetings" really mean? Think compelling. Think visionary. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. We will grow our aptitude to enable without diminishing our capability to morph. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for branding.
Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? With a single click? The reconfigurable, virally-distributed, back-end R&D factor is B2C. We have come to know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also orchestrate transparently. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Think macro-distributed. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for 24/7 performance? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you monetize micro-intra-holistically, you may have to aggregate iteravely. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to leverage. We understand that it is better to embrace intuitively than to revolutionize dynamically. Think global, user-centric. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with emerging bricks-and-clicks bloatware metrics?
We here at DeadCo think we know that it is better to repurpose nano-magnetically than to morph magnetically. We have proven we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also leverage interactively. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to engage dynamically leads to the capacity to target interactively. If you incentivize interactively, you may have to incentivize extensibly. We think we know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to implement virtually. We will rev up our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to unleash. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be user-defined? We think that most distributed portals use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. Without appropriate virtual, sexy, innovative, granular, out-of-the-box mindshare, aggregation are forced to become C2C2B. Think proactive. Think bleeding-edge. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time.
At DeadCo, we have come to know how to evolve compellingly. We will inflate our capability to engage without lessening our power to incentivize. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, e-markets are forced to become B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. Without sufficient angel investors, channels are forced to become viral. Think innovative. Think efficient. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the aptitude of mindshare to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will multiply our capability to exploit without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate.
Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Instantly? The capacity to exploit iteravely leads to the aptitude to deliver perfectly. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to reintermediate. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be e-business? We constantly utilize reality-based sticky, interactive development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize correctly.
DeadCo practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Perl. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We often facilitate compelling portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without appropriate e-markets, applications are forced to become compelling. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic!
Corporate Gibberish Generator
At DeadCo, we think we know how to cultivate cyber-strategically. Without well-chosen aggregation, extensible implementation are forced to become proactive. Think user-centric. We will enlarge our capability to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to brand. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? What does the term "open-source all-hands meetings" really mean? Think compelling. Think visionary. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. We will grow our aptitude to enable without diminishing our capability to morph. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for branding.
Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? With a single click? The reconfigurable, virally-distributed, back-end R&D factor is B2C. We have come to know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also orchestrate transparently. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Think macro-distributed. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for 24/7 performance? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you monetize micro-intra-holistically, you may have to aggregate iteravely. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to leverage. We understand that it is better to embrace intuitively than to revolutionize dynamically. Think global, user-centric. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with emerging bricks-and-clicks bloatware metrics?
We here at DeadCo think we know that it is better to repurpose nano-magnetically than to morph magnetically. We have proven we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also leverage interactively. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to engage dynamically leads to the capacity to target interactively. If you incentivize interactively, you may have to incentivize extensibly. We think we know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to implement virtually. We will rev up our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to unleash. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be user-defined? We think that most distributed portals use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. Without appropriate virtual, sexy, innovative, granular, out-of-the-box mindshare, aggregation are forced to become C2C2B. Think proactive. Think bleeding-edge. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time.
At DeadCo, we have come to know how to evolve compellingly. We will inflate our capability to engage without lessening our power to incentivize. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, e-markets are forced to become B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. Without sufficient angel investors, channels are forced to become viral. Think innovative. Think efficient. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the aptitude of mindshare to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will multiply our capability to exploit without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate.
Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Instantly? The capacity to exploit iteravely leads to the aptitude to deliver perfectly. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to reintermediate. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be e-business? We constantly utilize reality-based sticky, interactive development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize correctly.
DeadCo practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Perl. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We often facilitate compelling portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without appropriate e-markets, applications are forced to become compelling. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic!
