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Shoulder ride rodeo contest: 1. Install girlfriend 2. Have friend with stopwatch 3. Hit on girl nearby 4. Time how long you can have GF stay on 5. Have timer friend serve as rodeo clown to pull her off you once she's down. There is also a women's competition: here is the realistic photo of Critical Bill's fantasy If you believe your children are destined to be GA level, do them a favor and start training early. And in honor of my daughter's wedding next weekend: A good bearer earning tips will carry a shade structure for open filed carry Please note: This forum is in no way officially associated with Lockn' Festival or its promoters.
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 4, 2017 6:41:19 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 5, 2017 7:12:10 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
TOO $
Cowboy Neal
Posts: 12,507
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by TOO $ on Mar 5, 2017 7:14:57 GMT -5
Friend zone'd...
Did I mention I'm Greek?
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Deleted Member
Posts: 0
Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2017 15:50:23 GMT -5
Next year I'm going sVIP damnit.
kuriti
Old Head
Posts: 2,242
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Mar 6, 2017 6:44:32 GMT -5
Close. A real pro would be facing the other way.
Kuriti
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 6, 2017 7:23:58 GMT -5
Last Edit: Mar 6, 2017 7:25:04 GMT -5 by smosey wales
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
shoulder rides--pro level
Mar 6, 2017 7:27:39 GMT -5
buddy74, estprofinhumboldt, and 2 more like this
Post by smosey wales on Mar 6, 2017 7:27:39 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
mccjeff
Merry Prankster
Look, a squirrel!
Posts: 7,848
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something
Post by mccjeff on Mar 6, 2017 7:44:27 GMT -5
Awww man we aren't going to have to start wearing matching outfits are we? I mean it makes sense and all but still...
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What happens if I take both?
estprofinhumboldt
Old Head
Posts: 1,896
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Railroad Earth
Number of LOCKNs attended: 2
Post by estprofinhumboldt on Mar 6, 2017 8:10:41 GMT -5
I'm glad this thread is back!
feel your way back the day before
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 6, 2017 11:04:30 GMT -5
You just gave away the Next Big Announcement.Awww man we aren't going to have to start wearing matching outfits are we? I mean it makes sense and all but still...
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
Bird700level
Old Head
Posts: 1,822
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: David Hasselhoff
Number of LOCKNs attended: 3
Post by Bird700level on Mar 6, 2017 11:26:12 GMT -5
Lockn' has started offering free shoulder ride classses to prevent the haphazard and truly awkward method the newbies displayed last year.
uʞɔo˥ewbn
Old Head
Posts: 1,453
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: DakhaBrakha 4eva
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by uʞɔo˥ewbn on Mar 6, 2017 21:23:21 GMT -5
Pro Tip: Require fresh diapers and fresh feminine sanitary pads before allowing mounting.
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 7, 2017 6:24:56 GMT -5
Ewww
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
TOO $
Cowboy Neal
Posts: 12,507
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by TOO $ on Mar 7, 2017 7:10:41 GMT -5
Think this one has run its course...
Did I mention I'm Greek?
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 7, 2017 7:15:06 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 7, 2017 7:15:58 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Mar 7, 2017 7:22:04 GMT -5
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
