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mccjeff
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5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 8:25:26 GMT -5 Andie Bee, buddy74, and 2 more like this

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Post by mccjeff on Mar 16, 2017 8:25:26 GMT -5

For my momentous 5,000th post I wanted to post something large, something relevant to our niche, something that expresses ME. But all I could come up with was this from Almost Famous.

Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!

[crowd cheers]

William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!

Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music.

Russell Hammond: [beat]

Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!

[crowd cheers]

Last Edit: Mar 16, 2017 8:26:22 GMT -5 by mccjeff

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.

What happens if I take both?

TOO $
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5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 8:37:19 GMT -5 mccjeff and buddy74 like this

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Post by TOO $ on Mar 16, 2017 8:37:19 GMT -5

Mar 16, 2017 8:25:26 GMT -5 mccjeff said:

For my momentous 5,000th post I wanted to post something large, something relevant to our niche, something that expresses ME. But all I could come up with was this from Almost Famous.

Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!

[crowd cheers]

William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!

Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music.

Russell Hammond: [beat]

Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!

[crowd cheers]

Congratulations, that is quite an accomplishment! I tried to get sneake to change your rank at 5000 (at least add another bear above your avatar) but alas he is asleep at the wheel again...estprofinhumboldt wanted me to congratulate you as well if he missed it. Here's to 5000 more...

Did I mention I'm Greek?

TOO $ Cowboy Neal Posts: 12,505 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer Number of LOCKNs attended: 7	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 8:46:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TOO $ on Mar 16, 2017 8:46:47 GMT -5 Here's some data showing everyone who has more than 1000 posts...we definitely need to change the rank from "Old Head" to something else for over 5000 posts. any suggestions?
	Did I mention I'm Greek?

mccjeff Merry Prankster Look, a squirrel! Posts: 7,848 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 9:02:10 GMT -5 worf rat likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mccjeff on Mar 16, 2017 9:02:10 GMT -5 I think worf rat probably has more but he reset his clock didn't he?
	This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. What happens if I take both?

mccjeff Merry Prankster Look, a squirrel! Posts: 7,848 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 9:06:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mccjeff on Mar 16, 2017 9:06:22 GMT -5 I wrestled with 2 other quotes from Almost Famous. Penny Lane: It's all happening! Or probably more appropriate Russell Hammond: I AM A GOLDEN GOD!
	This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. What happens if I take both?

TOO $ Cowboy Neal Posts: 12,505 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer Number of LOCKNs attended: 7	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 9:08:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TOO $ on Mar 16, 2017 9:08:27 GMT -5 Mar 16, 2017 9:02:10 GMT -5 mccjeff said: I think worf rat probably has more but he reset his clock didn't he? Yes
	Did I mention I'm Greek?

TOO $ Cowboy Neal Posts: 12,505 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer Number of LOCKNs attended: 7	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 9:09:02 GMT -5 buddy74, smosey wales, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TOO $ on Mar 16, 2017 9:09:02 GMT -5 Maybe "Tribal Elder" for the new rank...
	Did I mention I'm Greek?

hondo Old Head When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson Posts: 1,880 Number of LOCKNs attended: All of them	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 9:23:00 GMT -5 estprofinhumboldt likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hondo on Mar 16, 2017 9:23:00 GMT -5 If you wanted to go in the Old Head direction, Venerable Head would work, but I like Tribal Elder better.
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5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 9:37:17 GMT -5 mccjeff likes this

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Post by smosey wales on Mar 16, 2017 9:37:17 GMT -5

Broke-down Palace?

Too late to die young

Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
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April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
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Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
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mccjeff Merry Prankster Look, a squirrel! Posts: 7,848 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 9:39:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mccjeff on Mar 16, 2017 9:39:13 GMT -5 Easy with the "old" stuff.
	This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. What happens if I take both?

locknloaded
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5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 9:47:08 GMT -5 mccjeff and hondo like this

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Post by locknloaded on Mar 16, 2017 9:47:08 GMT -5

Mar 16, 2017 9:23:00 GMT -5 hondo said:

If you wanted to go in the Old Head direction, Venerable Head would work, but I like Tribal Elder better.

I was thinking Block Head. Oh wait, that's Charlie Brown.

buddy74
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5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 10:01:26 GMT -5

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Post by buddy74 on Mar 16, 2017 10:01:26 GMT -5

Mar 16, 2017 8:25:26 GMT -5 mccjeff said:

For my momentous 5,000th post I wanted to post something large, something relevant to our niche, something that expresses ME. But all I could come up with was this from Almost Famous.

Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!

[crowd cheers]

William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!

Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music.

Russell Hammond: [beat]

Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!

[crowd cheers]

Congratulations, I think. No, really, that's amazing. Glad you're here to contribute to this crazy bunch.

southernman Old Head Posts: 2,689	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 11:39:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by southernman on Mar 16, 2017 11:39:00 GMT -5 Casey Jones Black Peter My Uncle etc. etc. etc.

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5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 11:39:57 GMT -5 buddy74 likes this

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Post by southernman on Mar 16, 2017 11:39:57 GMT -5

Mar 16, 2017 9:02:10 GMT -5 mccjeff said:

I think worf rat probably has more but he reset his clock didn't he?

shhhh...

I'm tied w/ him.

apparently we are in a secret race.

Nobody tell him. I'll have to up my posting game (as if I don't waste enough time here)...

mccjeff Merry Prankster Look, a squirrel! Posts: 7,848 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 11:49:25 GMT -5 southernman, buddy74, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mccjeff on Mar 16, 2017 11:49:25 GMT -5 Old & In The Way maybe.
	This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. What happens if I take both?

Bird700level Old Head Posts: 1,822 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: David Hasselhoff Number of LOCKNs attended: 3	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 12:36:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bird700level on Mar 16, 2017 12:36:46 GMT -5 Wolf Tiger Alligator Rosebud Lightning Bolt Top Hat

TOO $ Cowboy Neal Posts: 12,505 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer Number of LOCKNs attended: 7	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 12:37:55 GMT -5 mccjeff, buddy74, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TOO $ on Mar 16, 2017 12:37:55 GMT -5 Wait a minute, hold the press mccjeff , I think we have a new winner in the post count race... Let me go prepare my epic 10,000th post thread BRB...just kidding...
	Last Edit: Mar 16, 2017 13:03:42 GMT -5 by TOO $ Did I mention I'm Greek?

worf rat Old Head How do you know if hondo's Greek? Posts: 4,736 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Don't worry, he'll tell you! Number of LOCKNs attended: 6	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 13:07:15 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by worf rat on Mar 16, 2017 13:07:15 GMT -5 Copper-dome bodhi
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Bird700level Old Head Posts: 1,822 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: David Hasselhoff Number of LOCKNs attended: 3	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 14:22:23 GMT -5 worf rat and theevilbaconmaster like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bird700level on Mar 16, 2017 14:22:23 GMT -5 5,000 posts x 30 seconds per post = 150,000 seconds/60 = 2500 minutes/60 = 41.67 hours/24 = 1.73 days

mccjeff
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5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 14:33:17 GMT -5

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Post by mccjeff on Mar 16, 2017 14:33:17 GMT -5

Mar 16, 2017 14:22:23 GMT -5 Bird700level said:

5,000 posts x 30 seconds per post = 150,000 seconds/60 = 2500 minutes/60 = 41.67 hours/24 = 1.73 days

Oh, I spend way more than 30 seconds per post.

Or 5000 posts over approx 5 years = 1000 posts/year = 2.74 posts/day x 30 seconds = 1.37 minutes/day

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.

What happens if I take both?

smosey wales
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5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 16:20:32 GMT -5

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Post by smosey wales on Mar 16, 2017 16:20:32 GMT -5

If you're only wasting 1.37 minutes a day on this board you aren't doing it right. It's costing me thousands!

Too late to die young

Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB

smosey wales
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5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 16:36:43 GMT -5 kuriti likes this

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Post by smosey wales on Mar 16, 2017 16:36:43 GMT -5

How about "charismatic megafauna"?

Too late to die young

Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB

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5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 17:05:51 GMT -5 mccjeff and smosey wales like this

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Mar 16, 2017 8:46:47 GMT -5 TOO $ said:

Here's some data showing everyone who has more than 1000 posts...we definitely need to change the rank from "Old Head" to something else for over 5000 posts. any suggestions?

Antediluvian

TOO $ Cowboy Neal Posts: 12,505 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer Number of LOCKNs attended: 7	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 17:52:48 GMT -5 smosey wales likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TOO $ on Mar 16, 2017 17:52:48 GMT -5 mccjeff has been appropriately elevated to an elite, "old school" status, hope you like it...
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Sneake The Answer Man Posts: 4,131 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves Number of LOCKNs attended: 7	5,000th post Mar 16, 2017 17:58:57 GMT -5 TOO $ and buddy74 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sneake on Mar 16, 2017 17:58:57 GMT -5 an executive decision was made before any of this was read. deal with it.
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