Are Y'all Watching the Eclipse Monday?

when is it?

98% gonna be pretty cool

May be that I'm answering what is meant to be a joke, but gonna do it anyway.

Now, I'm no Astro-logician, but this eclipse is the first one that can be seen by the entire country. The last one you saw was not an eclipse to everyone.

First full one that appears over a wide swath of the US.

Yes. It should be decent here, so hopefully the clouds will not move in.

Welcome Comical Bob. Was that a joke? Say something funny.

No worries, it happens again in 28 years...

aboot 87% in tidewater

90% here. My town is right on I-81 and today the flashy warning signs said:"Solar eclipse Monday Do not stop on shoulders"

I just hope we all don't go blind watching the eclipse because then the Triffids will come...

Eclipse warnings!!!

• Tennessee may have the best view, but they’ll also be the first to be sacrificed.

• Animals may behave strangely. If your dog speaks like a man, heed its dire warnings.

• Don’t trust the squirrel with a child’s face. It speaks only lies.

• When your double arrives, resist the urge to fight it — it may be stronger than you. Chances are, it will disappear after the eclipse, but be careful it doesn’t switch places with you, because it’ll be a few decades before you get the chance to come back.

• If you stare into the void, and it blinks first, you win. But the prize is insanity.

• Werewolves are not only impossible to kill during an eclipse, they become SUPER werewolves.

• Whatever you do, don’t buy any weird plants. We don’t want a repeat of last time.

• Apophis, the Moon Serpent, may try to eat you. Let him.

• Remember, no matter how salty your (gay best friend) is, the moon still throws the best shade.

• If once upon a time you were falling in love, but now you’re only falling apart, there’s nothing you can do. This is a different kind of eclipse.

Yea, I'm working Monday.

So I decided to wait and watch it Tuesday.