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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 17:40:29 GMT -5
Headed over to Online Metals to pick out this years Festivus Pole. I'm so excited.
Hmmm, they seem a bit expensive, perhaps a trip to the junkyard. Or maybe silver painted PVC will suffice.
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TOO $
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
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Post by TOO $ on Dec 13, 2017 20:27:36 GMT -5
$20 at bed bath and beyond. Even has the proper strength to weight ratio. Many grievances to air, can't wait to get started.Headed over to Online Metals to pick out this years Festivus Pole. I'm so excited.
Hmmm, they seem a bit expensive, perhaps a trip to the junkyard. Or maybe silver painted PVC will suffice.
Did I mention I'm Greek?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:37:44 GMT -5
Nice, but we have pretty tall ceilings. I kind of wanted to find a natural one, tired of all that store bought stuff.$20 at bed bath and beyond. Even has the proper strength to weight ratio. Many grievances to air, can't wait to get started.Headed over to Online Metals to pick out this years Festivus Pole. I'm so excited.
Hmmm, they seem a bit expensive, perhaps a trip to the junkyard. Or maybe silver painted PVC will suffice.
Fortunately, Ann is the only one I'll have to wrestle :-)
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uʞɔo˥ewbn
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: DakhaBrakha 4eva
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Post by uʞɔo˥ewbn on Dec 14, 2017 3:40:32 GMT -5
You fell asleep during Bob Weir with The Avett Brothers.
worf rat
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How do you know if hondo's Greek?
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Don't worry, he'll tell you!
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Post by worf rat on Dec 14, 2017 8:14:12 GMT -5
You might find these handy:
Here's a pdf you can download: festivusweb.com/downloads/human-fund-sheet2.pdf
He came for the fuckery. He stayed for the love.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 16:27:54 GMT -5
How is this (https://www.airingofgrievances.com/) not a website?
TOO $
Cowboy Neal
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
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Post by TOO $ on Dec 18, 2017 14:00:27 GMT -5
Close...festivusweb.com/blog/airing-of-grievances-festivus-2017/comment-page-3/How is this (https://www.airingofgrievances.com/) not a website?
And for you twitterers...twitter.com/festivusweb
Did I mention I'm Greek?
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Cowboy Neal
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
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Post by TOO $ on Dec 23, 2017 10:24:04 GMT -5
Happy Festivus everyone! Let the airing of grievances begin. I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about it!
Did I mention I'm Greek?
worf rat
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How do you know if hondo's Greek?
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Don't worry, he'll tell you!
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Post by worf rat on Dec 23, 2017 16:04:45 GMT -5
Sounds like WAAAAAAAAY too much effort. Oof, and we haven't even gotten to the Feats of Strength. Ima chill and eat Christmas cookies instead.Happy Festivus everyone! Let the airing of grievances begin. I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about it!
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He came for the fuckery. He stayed for the love.
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Cowboy Neal
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
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Post by TOO $ on Dec 23, 2017 16:21:50 GMT -5
Remember, Festivus isn't over until the head of the household has been pinned.Sounds like WAAAAAAAAY too much effort. Oof, and we haven't even gotten to the Feats of Strength. Ima chill and eat Christmas cookies instead.Happy Festivus everyone! Let the airing of grievances begin. I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about it!
Did I mention I'm Greek?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 16:54:02 GMT -5
Aren't Christmas cookies a Festivus miracle? Sounds like WAAAAAAAAY too much effort. Oof, and we haven't even gotten to the Feats of Strength. Ima chill and eat Christmas cookies instead.Happy Festivus everyone! Let the airing of grievances begin. I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're going to hear about it!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 16:55:37 GMT -5
I'll pin Ann when I get home from work Remember, Festivus isn't over until the head of the household has been pinned.Sounds like WAAAAAAAAY too much effort. Oof, and we haven't even gotten to the Feats of Strength. Ima chill and eat Christmas cookies instead.
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Cowboy Neal
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
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Post by TOO $ on Dec 23, 2017 17:31:49 GMT -5
I'll pin Ann when I get home from work Remember, Festivus isn't over until the head of the household has been pinned. 
Did I mention I'm Greek?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 18:00:28 GMT -5
Not the walk in the park it sounds, she can kick my ass with little effort. Sometimes I'm a little scared 
mccjeff
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Post by mccjeff on Dec 23, 2017 18:24:21 GMT -5
Happy Festivus ya'll.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What happens if I take both?
