Why hasn't someone invented the "slap phone" yet?

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Why hasn't someone invented the "slap phone" yet? Dec 15, 2017 17:26:15 GMT -5 buddy74 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2017 17:26:15 GMT -5 Yep, a phone that allows you to slap the shit out of the moron on the other end...guess you can tell I'm at work.

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Why hasn't someone invented the "slap phone" yet? Dec 15, 2017 17:57:14 GMT -5

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Post by smosey wales on Dec 15, 2017 17:57:14 GMT -5

well, the old rotary phones--I still have a few--can't be beat for slamming down on someone. Either the person at the other end of the line, or someone nearby.

Best you can do now is blow a coach's whistle before clicking off.

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Why hasn't someone invented the "slap phone" yet? Dec 15, 2017 18:05:01 GMT -5

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Dec 15, 2017 17:57:14 GMT -5 smosey wales said:

well, the old rotary phones--I still have a few--can't be beat for slamming down on someone. Either the person at the other end of the line, or someone nearby.

Best you can do now is blow a coach's whistle before clicking off.

Nothing says "fuck you" quite like slamming bakelite...or saying "FUCK YOU!".

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worf rat Old Head How do you know if hondo's Greek? Posts: 4,736 If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Don't worry, he'll tell you! Number of LOCKNs attended: 6	Why hasn't someone invented the "slap phone" yet? Dec 15, 2017 20:57:39 GMT -5 via mobile smosey wales likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by worf rat on Dec 15, 2017 20:57:39 GMT -5 Mmm...bakelite...
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Why hasn't someone invented the "slap phone" yet?

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