Slow day on the forum...

Smose, I believe your walk a mile quote is actually my favorite, Jack Handey:

"It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure,
and they never realized that the real treasure
was the fond memories they were creating."

"To me, clowns aren’t funny.
In fact, they’re kind of scary.
I’ve wondered where this started
and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus,
and a clown killed my dad."

"We used to laugh at Grandpa
when he'd head off and go fishing.
But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when
he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town."