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VinnieTheEel
Old Head
Posts: 1,798
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Bring back Jacket
Number of LOCKNs attended: 5
Vinnie's Crowbar Thread About Joining Campsites
Jul 29, 2019 15:24:19 GMT -5
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Post by VinnieTheEel on Jul 29, 2019 15:24:19 GMT -5
Not to crowbar myself into this thread, but, going solo so does anyone wanna adjoin campsites? Figured I would either go Forest or Car Camping, not sure. Would prob have to meet up before heading in.
Upcoming Concert Schedule:
Hiss Golden Messenger - 12/9
My Morning Jacket - 12/29-12/31
uʞɔo˥ewbn
Old Head
Posts: 1,453
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: DakhaBrakha 4eva
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Vinnie's Crowbar Thread About Joining Campsites
Jul 30, 2019 7:48:12 GMT -5
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Post by uʞɔo˥ewbn on Jul 30, 2019 7:48:12 GMT -5
If you can get a fucking crowbar into Lockn', you can sleep in my tent and I'll even cuddle with you.Not to crowbar myself into this thread, but, going solo so does anyone wanna adjoin campsites? Figured I would either go Forest or Car Camping, not sure. Would prob have to meet up before heading in.
VinnieTheEel
Old Head
Posts: 1,798
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Bring back Jacket
Number of LOCKNs attended: 5
Post by VinnieTheEel on Jul 30, 2019 7:57:01 GMT -5
I've got a tent and a crowbar, and you'll be hearing from me closer to the fest. Too hot for cuddles methinks.If you can get a fucking crowbar into Lockn', you can sleep in my tent and I'll even cuddle with you.Not to crowbar myself into this thread, but, going solo so does anyone wanna adjoin campsites? Figured I would either go Forest or Car Camping, not sure. Would prob have to meet up before heading in.
Upcoming Concert Schedule:
Hiss Golden Messenger - 12/9
My Morning Jacket - 12/29-12/31
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Jul 30, 2019 8:36:06 GMT -5
Ima bringing my crowbar so you won't cuddle.
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,273
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on Jul 30, 2019 10:10:08 GMT -5
I will be in the Forest. I will probably be in line at 5am or so on Thursday. In the Forest area if you are early enough you can spread a tarp in an adjoining site, throw some gear on it and save a spot. Might save on the 'line follies'.If you can get a fucking crowbar into Lockn', you can sleep in my tent and I'll even cuddle with you.Not to crowbar myself into this thread, but, going solo so does anyone wanna adjoin campsites? Figured I would either go Forest or Car Camping, not sure. Would prob have to meet up before heading in.
Let me know what your plans are. As long as you follow my rules you are in!
MY RULES (ALL of McJeff's rules plus:)
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1. Absolutely NO Karaoke in the camping area.
2. Don't try to talk to me before 8am.
3. If you don't like my snoring, move to an RV
3. No Jagermeister (My God, grow the F up, that's what the bums drink in Germany)
4. Free tequila to all the attractive women in your group.
5. And, yes, the requirement that no coloring books depicting anything other than penguins
is STRICTLY enforced.
McJeff's Rules:
Last Edit: Jul 30, 2019 10:10:34 GMT -5 by slypknot
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
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2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
TOO $
Cowboy Neal
Posts: 12,507
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Dead and Company featuring Johnny Slayer
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Vinnie's Crowbar Thread About Joining Campsites
Jul 30, 2019 10:40:58 GMT -5
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Post by TOO $ on Jul 30, 2019 10:40:58 GMT -5
I un-crowbarred this post for you Not to crowbar myself into this thread, but, going solo so does anyone wanna adjoin campsites? Figured I would either go Forest or Car Camping, not sure. Would prob have to meet up before heading in.
Did I mention I'm Greek?
VinnieTheEel
Old Head
Posts: 1,798
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Bring back Jacket
Number of LOCKNs attended: 5
Post by VinnieTheEel on Jul 30, 2019 10:42:47 GMT -5
Thanks TOO!I un-crowbarred this post for you Not to crowbar myself into this thread, but, going solo so does anyone wanna adjoin campsites? Figured I would either go Forest or Car Camping, not sure. Would prob have to meet up before heading in.
Upcoming Concert Schedule:
Hiss Golden Messenger - 12/9
My Morning Jacket - 12/29-12/31
Vinnie's Crowbar Thread About Joining Campsites
Jul 30, 2019 10:45:27 GMT -5
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Post by lazyalligator2 on Jul 30, 2019 10:45:27 GMT -5
If you can get a fucking crowbar into Lockn', you can sleep in my tent and I'll even cuddle with you.Not to crowbar myself into this thread, but, going solo so does anyone wanna adjoin campsites? Figured I would either go Forest or Car Camping, not sure. Would prob have to meet up before heading in.
Last year my truck was cluttered I actually realized after entry that I had managed to bring In 3 machetes, an acetylene torch, and an axe.(it's a work truck and I think was impossible to disect. I'm sure VIP helped too though)
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,656
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Jul 30, 2019 10:59:57 GMT -5
A couple of years ago a tripping guy stumbled into my sister's RV and what started a bit humorous soon devolved into a rather tense situation. During it she noticed that she had a kitchen knife out on the counter--and that could have resulted in a very serious situation.
So the point is, rules like "no weapon-type things" are more than just for the evil and irresponsible, and if you have a "tool" probably best to keep it stowed when not in use. There are a few wanderers there to watch for.
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
jrtmom
Old Head
Posts: 1,087
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECK
Post by jrtmom on Jul 30, 2019 13:33:39 GMT -5
My mouth is a weapon. Can I bring it in??
jrtmom
Old Head
Posts: 1,087
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECKBECK
Post by jrtmom on Jul 30, 2019 13:36:08 GMT -5
I will be in the Forest. I will probably be in line at 5am or so on Thursday. In the Forest area if you are early enough you can spread a tarp in an adjoining site, throw some gear on it and save a spot. Might save on the 'line follies'.If you can get a fucking crowbar into Lockn', you can sleep in my tent and I'll even cuddle with you.
Let me know what your plans are. As long as you follow my rules you are in!
MY RULES (ALL of McJeff's rules plus:)
-----------
1. Absolutely NO Karaoke in the camping area.
2. Don't try to talk to me before 8am.
3. If you don't like my snoring, move to an RV
3. No Jagermeister (My God, grow the F up, that's what the bums drink in Germany)
4. Free tequila to all the attractive women in your group.
5. And, yes, the requirement that no coloring books depicting anything other than penguins
is STRICTLY enforced.
McJeff's Rules:This list makes we want to cook triangular pancakes and put ketchup on them. Hey, if I can't bring ketchup, can I bring catsup?And how much toilet paper is deemed excessive??
Last Edit: Jul 30, 2019 13:37:07 GMT -5 by jrtmom
thelizard
Old Head
This is so much FUN!!
Posts: 1,799
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Neil Young
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Vinnie's Crowbar Thread About Joining Campsites
Jul 30, 2019 13:42:34 GMT -5
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Post by thelizard on Jul 30, 2019 13:42:34 GMT -5
This is my favorite thread title of all time.
I'm not signing this!
hondo
Old Head
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson
Posts: 1,880
Number of LOCKNs attended: All of them
Vinnie's Crowbar Thread About Joining Campsites
Jul 30, 2019 14:31:50 GMT -5
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Post by hondo on Jul 30, 2019 14:31:50 GMT -5
Who says I have no self-restraint? I've not made any of the myriad of inappropriate jokes possible. My mouth is a weapon. Can I bring it in??
I came for the fuckery, I stayed for the love
hondo
Old Head
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson
Posts: 1,880
Number of LOCKNs attended: All of them
Post by hondo on Jul 30, 2019 14:33:07 GMT -5
OK to be honest, granted fear may play a bigger role than self-restraint.Who says I have no self-restraint? I've not made any of the myriad of inappropriate jokes possible. My mouth is a weapon. Can I bring it in??
I came for the fuckery, I stayed for the love
slypknot
Old Head
Posts: 2,273
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Here Come the Mummies
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by slypknot on Jul 30, 2019 14:53:13 GMT -5
"Fear is the Mother of Self-Restraint."OK to be honest, granted fear may play a bigger role than self-restraint.Who says I have no self-restraint? I've not made any of the myriad of inappropriate jokes possible.
(Everything sounds smarter in caps and quotes.)
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Crickets and cicadas sing... A rare and different tune...
==================================
2024 Festivals & Shows
Infamous Stringdusters, Lincoln Theater, Wash, DC 4/19
About Time Music Festival 5/3-4
Neil Young/Crazy Horse Bristow, VA 5/11
String Cheese Incident, 5/16 Ting Pavilion Charlottesville, VA
Rooster Walk, 5/23-26, Martinsville, VA
The Pigeons Frasco Dogs Tour 9/6
lobster
The Head Chef
Proud member of The unofficial unaccountable FAQ for Lockn
Posts: 1,809
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: 49 Winchester
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Vinnie's Crowbar Thread About Joining Campsites
Jul 30, 2019 18:08:00 GMT -5
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Post by lobster on Jul 30, 2019 18:08:00 GMT -5
Not to crowbar myself into this thread, but, going solo so does anyone wanna adjoin campsites? Figured I would either go Forest or Car Camping, not sure. Would prob have to meet up before heading in.
Sneake and I usually meet at one of the food lions close to the fest and camp together. You're welcome to join if you wanna car camp.
VinnieTheEel
Old Head
Posts: 1,798
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Bring back Jacket
Number of LOCKNs attended: 5
Vinnie's Crowbar Thread About Joining Campsites
Jul 30, 2019 19:12:48 GMT -5
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Post by VinnieTheEel on Jul 30, 2019 19:12:48 GMT -5
Not to crowbar myself into this thread, but, going solo so does anyone wanna adjoin campsites? Figured I would either go Forest or Car Camping, not sure. Would prob have to meet up before heading in.
Sneake and I usually meet at one of the food lions close to the fest and camp together. You're welcome to join if you wanna car camp.
Will def hit you guys up.
Upcoming Concert Schedule:
Hiss Golden Messenger - 12/9
My Morning Jacket - 12/29-12/31
