The Ultimate Festival Checklist

My son made that. He didn't go last year, but he is really excited about it now. He does media for Roo, and Wanee and now Lockn'.
btw, I'm the Bill. Twice.

The waiting really is the hardest part.

I got me some of these:

Travel John Disposable Urinals

I'll write a review on them when I get back!

looks like peeing into a zip-lock with a disposable diaper in it.

My daughter came home from Allgood with these paper funnels made for girls called P-Willy

lady parts? can i get those at NAPA?

TMI. Bad visuals. Both of you.

pretty sure that using lady parts to get what you want is a long standing tradition in human history

I purchased a "shewee" style thing (different brand, same concept). A pack of 3 actually, and gave the extras to a couple of friends. If you go that route, PRACTICE. I cannot stress this enough. I didn't and tried using mine at a Phish show in the bushes... sprayed piss all down my legs and all over my cute Fishman skirt. I no longer use the pee funnel. Wear a skirt and squat. If you're in a port-o-john, wipe the seat down with some hand sanitizer, and then SIT DOWN. Hovering over a seat = spraying piss on the seat. My ass would be a lot dryer if other ladies would just sit down. Good thing pee is sterile. Am I right?

As a hospital lab tech I can tell you that as long as the sprayer doesn't have a urinary tract infection, it is sterile, and even then if you sit on it, it won't hurt you. It's more of an ICK factor than a true hazard!

so be quick in line--you got 10 seconds to get in there and go

Yes, practice, practice, practice.