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Sneake
The Answer Man
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If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Jul 22, 2014 18:40:50 GMT -5
Found this gem while I was at work, bored out of my mind. Interesting read.
nationalreport.net/phishs-five-dangerous-subcultures/
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Sneake
The Answer Man
Posts: 4,131
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Shakey Graves
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by Sneake on Jul 22, 2014 18:44:01 GMT -5
Now that you've read the article and hopefully figured out that it's satire, how funny was that?! It took me far longer than I'd like to admit to realize that it's a fake. Like, I actually had to go to the front page before I figured it out
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 18:55:23 GMT -5
Oh yeah. National Report is like the Onion with a more subtle name.
Edit:...and I'm sory to report that Nitrous Freaks and Lot Trolls are very real, amd very dangerous! 
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 10:50:51 GMT -5
sneake's avatar is the photo used for the Lot Troll section of the article. Beware people...
