"permitted on the show field"

I dunno. I literally LOL'd at that.

Perhaps one of these would be allowed.

JEFF TWEEDY HATES RAINBOWS!!

 I like sluming it. You meet the most interesting people, LIKE SNEAKE, but I don't like carrying a chair around. So if I find you can I sit in your lap big guy?

Make sure you sign up for your free shoulder ride. Pretty sure Sneake will not be your bearer.

 Not possible to hurt my feelings by comparing me to Ayn Rand. Atlas Shrugged should be required reading in all public schools.

Sure sounds like one to me. 

Do other outdoor festivals have extremely large VIP areasi in the viewing field like I'm seeing for LOCKN? Frankly it looks and sounds like the gist of this venue is the VIP experience.

This one seems to be more VIP intensive but when we're there and the music is on I'm sure it's almost all the same and there will be close up room but that viewing area does look deep. It's not like there's a better sound for VIP. Often VIP is only a little better in my experience. Lockn has two vips, both more expensive than other festival vips, maybe it's remarkable but probably not. Maybe you'll be able to scope it out. Maybe you can upgrade. I just heard there is a football tent or something. No thanks. I'm wondering why I was so excited to go. Tickets already bought, food bought, plans made. I hope it's a good time. Don't take it personally! I guess VIP people only know how much better it is and if one can easily afford it I guess it's worth it. I thought about it even though it was considerably more so must be some good marketing and if I feel weird being ga I don't think that's a good vibe.

Don't overthink it. You bought the ticket. Now take the ride.

It's actually a very small percentage.