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smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,657
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Aug 14, 2018 21:37:37 GMT -5
Sure--that will end up, like the box we all bought freshman year, as an embarrassing score chart at the end, with 2-3 missing, including the water balloon, the loaner and the prank on a sleeping friend.
Last Edit: Aug 15, 2018 9:24:45 GMT -5 by smosey wales
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
thelizard
Old Head
This is so much FUN!!
Posts: 1,799
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Neil Young
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by thelizard on Aug 15, 2018 6:34:08 GMT -5
Them's some pretty fancy ones. I just stick to the freebies they hand out from the open box.
I'm not signing this!
worf rat
Old Head
How do you know if hondo's Greek?
Posts: 4,736
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Don't worry, he'll tell you!
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by worf rat on Aug 15, 2018 7:17:30 GMT -5
You might wanna change your policy. I stick pins in the box every time I go by. ANARCHY!Them's some pretty fancy ones. I just stick to the freebies they hand out from the open box.
He came for the fuckery. He stayed for the love.
thelizard
Old Head
This is so much FUN!!
Posts: 1,799
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Neil Young
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by thelizard on Aug 15, 2018 7:25:53 GMT -5
You might wanna change your policy. I stick pins in the box every time I go by. ANARCHY!Them's some pretty fancy ones. I just stick to the freebies they hand out from the open box.Yea, that's what I'm counting on!!
Last Edit: Aug 15, 2018 7:28:31 GMT -5 by thelizard
I'm not signing this!
kuriti
Old Head
Posts: 2,242
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Aug 15, 2018 8:20:49 GMT -5
I had an epiphany, not dissimilar to the conversion of Paul, while at Disney World last week concerning the Lockn security restrictions. Here is a picture of me my wife took:
Anyway, butt bags are fugly, plastic backpacks look like a costume from Blade Runner and cramming them full of not plastic backpacks is just aggressive. 
I prefer passive aggressiveness, so you can only imagine my excitement when I saw Chewbacca during some parade at Hollywood Studios. He (sorry, I am presuming Chewbacca identifies as a male) had on his chest the perfect solution for carrying your lockn chap and glow sticks: a bandolier. Now, his was presumably filled with clips full of laser rounds that he never actually seems to refill into his laser crossbow, but the idea is still tenable. 4x5in pouches sewn onto a bandolier would be more accessible and less douchy if not more steampunk nerdy. I expect this idea to be stolen from me and sent to China to be replicated at costs lower than I can sustain in my already financially stretched bandolier business, so I am choosing not to produce it, but I encourage you all to fashion your own.
So that is my story, full of mirth and mystery, and a fragile wookie with a speech impediment that no one would listen to but had so much to teach.
Kuriti
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,657
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Aug 15, 2018 9:27:08 GMT -5
The Batman Utility Belt--which is just a superhero's fanny pack.
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
mccjeff
Merry Prankster
Look, a squirrel!
Posts: 7,848
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something
Post by mccjeff on Aug 15, 2018 18:07:47 GMT -5
And this is why I love you so much.I had an epiphany, not dissimilar to the conversion of Paul, while at Disney World last week concerning the Lockn security restrictions. Here is a picture of me my wife took:
Anyway, butt bags are fugly, plastic backpacks look like a costume from Blade Runner and cramming them full of not plastic backpacks is just aggressive.
I prefer passive aggressiveness, so you can only imagine my excitement when I saw Chewbacca during some parade at Hollywood Studios. He (sorry, I am presuming Chewbacca identifies as a male) had on his chest the perfect solution for carrying your lockn chap and glow sticks: a bandolier. Now, his was presumably filled with clips full of laser rounds that he never actually seems to refill into his laser crossbow, but the idea is still tenable. 4x5in pouches sewn onto a bandolier would be more accessible and less douchy if not more steampunk nerdy. I expect this idea to be stolen from me and sent to China to be replicated at costs lower than I can sustain in my already financially stretched bandolier business, so I am choosing not to produce it, but I encourage you all to fashion your own.
So that is my story, full of mirth and mystery, and a fragile wookie with a speech impediment that no one would listen to but had so much to teach.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What happens if I take both?
kuriti
Old Head
Posts: 2,242
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Aug 16, 2018 7:14:30 GMT -5
And this is why I love you so much.
Kuriti
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
thelizard
Old Head
This is so much FUN!!
Posts: 1,799
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Neil Young
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by thelizard on Aug 16, 2018 7:52:03 GMT -5
Now you had to go and make it creepy.And this is why I love you so much.
I'm not signing this!
VinnieTheEel
Old Head
Posts: 1,798
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Bring back Jacket
Number of LOCKNs attended: 5
Post by VinnieTheEel on Aug 16, 2018 8:00:34 GMT -5
Now you had to go and make it creepy.
Upcoming Concert Schedule:
Hiss Golden Messenger - 12/9
My Morning Jacket - 12/29-12/31
kuriti
Old Head
Posts: 2,242
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Marcel Duchamp
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by kuriti on Aug 16, 2018 8:18:39 GMT -5
Yeah, i have a few friends who are hilarious and nothing is sacred. i tend to offend everyone else as some point...Now you had to go and make it creepy.
Kuriti
Lockn': not dying, still Dead
Post by Donna on Aug 16, 2018 8:46:24 GMT -5
^ THAT'S ^ creepy!
I'm a Donna Godchaux wanna be.
Stevestock 4/1-4/4
Suggesting Rhythm 420 4/20
About Time 4/29-5/01
Keller Williams 5/14 & 5/15
Suggesting Rhythm - Riverrock 5/20
Dead & Company Bristow, VA 7/8
Phish Raleigh, NC 7/29
Jam Packed Brown's Island 8/13
Outlaw Music Fest - Billy Strings 9/11
Be Kind Music Festival 9/23 - 9/25
mccjeff
Merry Prankster
Look, a squirrel!
Posts: 7,848
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something
Post by mccjeff on Aug 16, 2018 9:39:30 GMT -5
Creepy? I don't understand.Now you had to go and make it creepy.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What happens if I take both?
Post by Donna on Aug 16, 2018 9:56:27 GMT -5
Personally, I thought it was very touching. Creepy? I don't understand.
I'm a Donna Godchaux wanna be.
Stevestock 4/1-4/4
Suggesting Rhythm 420 4/20
About Time 4/29-5/01
Keller Williams 5/14 & 5/15
Suggesting Rhythm - Riverrock 5/20
Dead & Company Bristow, VA 7/8
Phish Raleigh, NC 7/29
Jam Packed Brown's Island 8/13
Outlaw Music Fest - Billy Strings 9/11
Be Kind Music Festival 9/23 - 9/25
mccjeff
Merry Prankster
Look, a squirrel!
Posts: 7,848
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: BIG Something
Post by mccjeff on Aug 16, 2018 17:33:03 GMT -5
Myself as well.
Personally, I thought it was very touching. Creepy? I don't understand.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
What happens if I take both?
worf rat
Old Head
How do you know if hondo's Greek?
Posts: 4,736
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Don't worry, he'll tell you!
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by worf rat on Aug 16, 2018 17:38:53 GMT -5
InapPROpriately touching
He came for the fuckery. He stayed for the love.
smosey wales
Merry Prankster
Disguised as a squirrel
Posts: 14,657
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Anyone? Anyone?
Number of LOCKNs attended: 6
Post by smosey wales on Aug 16, 2018 17:39:12 GMT -5
touching can be creepy, too.
Too late to die young
Feb 12 Billy Strings NFK
Feb 18 Marshall Tucker Band Philly
Feb 25 Marcus King Band NFK
April 6 Rosanne Cash NFK
April 15 James McMurtry NFK
April 20 Little Feat VaBeach
April 21 Blackberry Smoke NFK
July 2 Last Fair Deal w/John K VaB
July 23 Dave Mathews Band VaB
July 26 Robert Earl Keen C'ville
July 28-31 Floyd Fest BFE
Sept 24 Southern Culture on the Skids VaB
Nov 19 Dark Star Norva
Dec 3 Sky Dog VaB
thelizard
Old Head
This is so much FUN!!
Posts: 1,799
If I could add one artist to the 2023 lineup: Neil Young
Number of LOCKNs attended: 7
Post by thelizard on Aug 17, 2018 8:59:51 GMT -5
only when it's done right.touching can be creepy, too.
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