Speculation on the Future of Lockn

The world won't come to an end IF Lockn' does, but THIS year IS ON!

I'm pumped!

Worry about it Aug 26. until then we are set for a great time, and the only thing we can do is encourage more people to come!

Someone get the Woodstock50 ticket buyers' mailing list!

PS I put flyers and a poster in a real record store just an hour ago.

Facts? Facts? We don't need no stinking facts. Internet rumors, ennui, and subterfuge are the new currency.

I got your facts right here!!

I got straight facts, facts of the matter, facts of life, just the facts, real facts, alternative facts, proven facts, factoids, true facts, CarFacts.

I got fun facts, little known facts, facts of the day, random facts. published facts, scientific facts, YouKnowNothingJonSnow facts, historical facts

What I don't have are Lockn' facts.  Have they ever released numbers?

Even if they have, those numbers are probably massaged more than Robert Kraft...

But I won't stand in the way of anyone's fun - speculate on!

At the end of the day...Lockn's gonna Lockn...

(I could lock this thread right here, but I'm not...) 

And if the unthinkable did happen, we just go all Madonna from "A League of Their Own"

"So you tell old rich Mr. Concert Man that he ain't closing me down!"

We just descend on the farm and set up camp Lockn week and have a self-gigging festival

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The facts of life, the facts of life.


There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The facts of life, the facts of life.

When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
the facts of life are all about you, you.

It takes a lot to get 'em right
When you're learning the facts of life. (learning the facts of life)
Learning the facts of life (learning the facts of life)
Learning the facts of life.

I can do gate security and confiscate all the goodies... err, I mean forbidden items.

I always thought there oughta be a festival where everyone just camps in a field and has a giant party where everyone's too fucked up to go and listen to music....oh, wait...they already got that--it's called Bonnaroo...