2018 Prohibited Items

No mismatched socks
No flashlights with more lumens that a tallow candle
No pork-chops
No flags containing the letter 7
No talking with a fake Canadian accent, eh
No costumes with more than 3 feathers
No yellow frisbees
No flagpoles more than 3/4" dia or less than 1" dia
No lighters with names of any bands playing or not playing at Lockn' on them
No back scratchers in the shape of a hand
No coffee mugs larger than 7.253 fluid ounces
No speaking about the superiority of the metric system
No wine boxes with the image of an animal
No unauthorized hot air balloon rides
No fingernails longer than 1/4" or 1 3/4" combined
No pink grapefruit juice
No space based kinetic energy weapons
No glass, plastic, metal, cardboard, laminate, rubber or wooden containers of any kind
No more than 2 phone chargers per vehicle
No snowball fights
No transportation of fish in barrels
No more than 10 lbs of ice per adult
No ladders more than 6" tall
No ice cream waffle cones
No acronyms
No rubber bands
No playing tag
No excessive toilet paper
No hair bows determined to be too large at the sole discretion of Lockn staff
No red ink pens
No pogs
No loose bananas
No components needed to make fissionable material
No Tamagotchis
No alternative liquids
No offensive foot odor
No cottage cheese
No dictionaries
No saying the word "MEEP"
No sandwiches with the crust removed
No coloring books depicting anything other than penguins
No cartwheels and/or handstands
No multiple choice questions
No throwing coins in the fountain
No ketchup
No triangular-shaped pancakes
No Mötley Crüe t-shirts
No playing Drunk Stoned or Stupid
No squeaky shoes
No checkerboard pattern anything
No tapestries larger than 2"x 3"
No left handedness
No mirrored sunglasses
No Q-Tips
No pet eagles
No wearing upside down headbands
No Old Spice
No para-cord longer than 18"
No zip-ties longer than 6"
No deer jawbones
No pornography involving Mary Ann OR Ginger
No pockets of any size
No sarcasm

I was wondering about that also...

I thought it was the fubar idea of opening the gates to the field and starting the music at the same time.