2018 Prohibited Items

No mismatched socks
No flashlights with more lumens that a tallow candle
No pork-chops
No flags containing the letter 7
No talking with a fake Canadian accent, eh
No costumes with more than 3 feathers
No yellow frisbees
No flagpoles more than 3/4" dia or less than 1" dia
No lighters with names of any bands playing or not playing at Lockn' on them
No back scratchers in the shape of a hand
No coffee mugs larger than 7.253 fluid ounces
No speaking about the superiority of the metric system
No wine boxes with the image of an animal
No unauthorized hot air balloon rides
No fingernails longer than 1/4" or 1 3/4" combined
No pink grapefruit juice
No space based kinetic energy weapons
No glass, plastic, metal, cardboard, laminate, rubber or wooden containers of any kind
No more than 2 phone chargers per vehicle
No snowball fights
No transportation of fish in barrels
No more than 10 lbs of ice per adult
No ladders more than 6" tall
No ice cream waffle cones
No acronyms
No rubber bands
No playing tag
No excessive toilet paper
No hair bows determined to be too large at the sole discretion of Lockn staff
No red ink pens
No pogs
No loose bananas
No components needed to make fissionable material
No Tamagotchis
No alternative liquids
No offensive foot odor
No cottage cheese
No dictionaries
No saying the word "MEEP"
No sandwiches with the crust removed
No coloring books depicting anything other than penguins
No cartwheels and/or handstands
No multiple choice questions
No throwing coins in the fountain
No ketchup
No triangular-shaped pancakes
No Mötley Crüe t-shirts
No playing Drunk Stoned or Stupid
No squeaky shoes
No checkerboard pattern anything
No tapestries larger than 2"x 3"
No left handedness
No mirrored sunglasses
No Q-Tips
No pet eagles
No wearing upside down headbands
No Old Spice
No para-cord longer than 18"
No zip-ties longer than 6"
No deer jawbones
No pornography involving Mary Ann OR Ginger
No pockets of any size
No sarcasm

meep

 You forgot purple ribbed condoms...No purple ribbed condoms. Especially the ones that glow. No glowing, purple, ribbed(for her pleasure), condoms. Especially the grape flavored ones. No purple, glowing, grape flavored, ribbed(for her pleasure) condoms.

CITIZENS ARREST! CITIZENS ARREST!

Beer has water in it, just drink that.

Mcjeff, you are the master of smartassery. I hope making that awesome list was cathartic, or at least therapeutic.

This was the best:

No coloring books depicting anything other than penguins

Just stop and think about it a minute.

Puffins are gonna be pist 

This video could also be cross posted in WTF...

Exactly what I was going for. Grew up watching "Ange" with my dad. Only had 1 TV and watched what dad watched. Anytime I hear Citizens Arrest I hear it in a southern accent and think of Goober( or is it Goomer).

when we were teens a guy I knew walked out of a Nags Head souvenir shop with sunglasses; the owner ran out after him, accosted him and said, "I'm making a citizen's arrest" to which the guy replied, "F You I am making a citizen's escape!" and off he ran.

Nothing (so far) about chairs; in the past they and other events have been quite explicit about height, where they can go, etc.

Since the whole "bag" thing is to facilitate the search at the entrance, I can't see why you can't bring the chair without the bag, and further, have the empty bag stuffed into the big clear bag. Then once you are inside, you can put the chair back into the bag for carrying.

But expect some chair rules. When? **soon**